and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat 🐐
- Mar 26, 2020
[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ASKS[br][small]-If you could create any animal imaginable, what would you make?-[/small][/HEADING]
Good evening, ladies, gentlemen and gender unidentified Escapists. Today I'm leading in with a slightly more serious question... nah, just kidding, this is another silly hypothetical thread!
So, say you have been slaving away in your secret base for years and finally you hit upon the perfect technique for... growing your own animal. The only limitations are that your new animal must be based on one or more existing animals, other than that feel free to let your imagination go wild as you design your genetic monstrosity. Claws, beaks, fins, tails, the possibilities are endless. As a bonus question, what would you use your animal for?
[HEADING=3]The Winged Lobster[/HEADING]
Okay, this crustacean is the wrong colour, it shouldn't be red until after it's cooked. Nevertheless this is a fair representation of what I would create if I could create any animal: the mythical winged lobster, or 'angel lobster'. The grasping claws and flexible breathing of a lobster, combined with the speed and manoeuvrability of an airborne species, would result in a formidable mount that could carry it's rider both above and below the ocean. Plus, if it is slain in battle, no sense in letting all that meat go to waste ;-)
[HEADING=3]TLR: What would you make?[/HEADING][hr]
[small]-Captain of the Henchmen-[/small]
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