By body weight, horses have smaller penises than humans...I think. Though, the ancient Greeks used to think small penises were more attractive.
They have a very different morphology though. Also, I could be wrong about this, but I don't think I live there, geographically or temporally.
Definitely not in the spirit of the thread. Non-human animal, and if it's a trait that humans share you don't stack, just take the better of the two.
Maybe he'd like to be hung like a duck instead?
*makes note of this, because there's a slight chance you do live in Ancient Greece without knowing it, and if so, this will change my opinion of you*
Hmm...maybe being able to see in the near-infrared? Though humans can do that if they buy the right gadgets, which aren't even that hard to get nowdays.
Well, I might have angered the gods and been cursed with madness. I'm sat there in a corner, and everyone's like, 'poor old Zykonacles, he speaks in tongues, staring at an empty space straight in front of him and making strange patterns with his fingers. He shouldn't have told Zeus to suck his balls. Bad move.'
They thought it was more "manly" to have a small penis, since a large one meant that a man was "ruled by his passions" and couldn't focus on the manly arts of war, competitive sports, and politics. That's why so many Greek statues had a cocktail weenie nestled between two grapefruits.
Spoken like somebody who's never owned a cat. Human children get the same free pass on random attacks.
I lived with my girlfriend's cat for 6 years (we had to put her down just a few weeks ago,) so yes, I've unwillingly "owned" a cat. And children are (well, "should be") admonished for bad behavior, especially "random attacks" (whatever you meant by that; I didn't know children randomly attacking people without correction was a thing.) Cats? It's just what they do. I've met many a cat owner who wears cat scratches with pride because "Muffy" or "Mittens" is so loveable. 90% of the millions of cat videos online are of cats being dicks.
Pets should also be admonished for bad behavior. I've lived with many, many cats and the only 'attacks' I've suffered are when the cat wants to play they might pounce at your feet or nip at them or something, but without actually trying to hurt you. Kid's will do the same thing. And it's exceedingly rare that I ever get a scratch from a cat, and it's usually a kitten. You can get cats with bad personalities, just like people, but most of them are good if you treat them well.
Understanding I don't like a certain animal because of several of their signature traits and characteristics is not ignorance, but thank you for that unsolicited (and ironically ignorant) opinion. I understand cats quite well. I don't blame cats for being cats; I blame cats because they're cats.
Nah, you really don't understand cats. You understand the concept of cat, but not the execution.
Seeing as I mentioned putting our cat down a few weeks ago, I also understand the "execution" of cat as well.
