If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

Masika

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As much as I thought I believed it then, I would actually tell myself to stay completely true to who I am. And to not listen to certain friends that I had back then.
 

Actual

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Radelaide said:
"When that customer asks you to move Huggies for them, don't. It'll be the worst decision you ever make."
huh? Intrigued now.

Personally I'd say don't be so judgemental of the girl you're dating, she is wonderful and you could really fuck things up for yourself by not forgiving her. God knows you've got plenty of mistakes coming yourself that are going to need forgiving.
 

Spleenbag

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Currently 14 and a half, but I could tell myself some stuff assuming I'm going back to when I turned fourteen. Fourteen lessons, coincidentally.

First off, don't watch that porn video, you do not want that stuff in your life.

Second, high school is going to be a *****; get used to studying, don't throw it away due to videogames.

Fourth, keep your journal. Two months' worth of updating isn't fun. You won't regret archiving your life.

Fifth, stop taking shit from Kurt now instead of in 6 months. You will be a happier person.

Sixth, AP Bio requires four A's in the Chemistry courses. Call the school NOW and switch into regular Bio this year; you'll get called stupid but you won't be taking it as a sophomore like all the other people who forgot to read the course description.

Seventh, start working out now and not in 6 months. You might actually have some muscles that way.

Eighth, eat some damn fruit.

Ninth, you are going to meet a man called Greg. He is going to be one of the best friends you have, despite being twice your age and three thousand miles away. Don't quit WoW until you befriend him to the point of exchanging emails.

Tenth, quit World of Warcraft as soon as you've built up your relationship with Greg, instead of 6 months from now; you'll thank yourself for it. Don't get hooked like your future self did.

Eleventh, do your fucking homework. Grades are the most important thing in the world for the next four years and you can't afford to miss an A by two points that were lost because you were too lazy to do your damn homework.

Twelfth, don't take APCS. You're going to suck at it, better to take Intro. You'll stay in English period 6 and you won't have to take all that shit from Spencer, Hunter, and Brad.

Thirteenth, don't think with what little dick you have. Girls don't matter. Brains matter. Don't slack.

Fourteenth and final, for most of the rest of your life, or at least as far as I know, you are going to sleep poorly. Train yourself to deal with it during the rest of the summer and you won't miss crucial points in Geometry class.

I would then shake my hand, kick my balls, salute myself and go back.
 

Zykon TheLich

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I would say:
"You will hook up with the girl of your dreams in a few years. When you do, stay off the heroin you stupid little fucks. A few years after that inevitably ends in the worst possible way because you won't listen to me you little idiot, you will meet another girl and you will both fall head over heels in love with each other. When that happens, stay off the heroin you stupid fucking retards. Not that you're going to listen to me you fool..."
 

Radelaide

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Actual said:
Radelaide said:
"When that customer asks you to move Huggies for them, don't. It'll be the worst decision you ever make."
huh? Intrigued now.

Personally I'd say don't be so judgemental of the girl you're dating, she is wonderful and you could really fuck things up for yourself by not forgiving her. God knows you've got plenty of mistakes coming yourself that are going to need forgiving.
Siiiiiiigh, okay. So I was at work and I used to work as a check out chick (I don't as of today) and I was moving huggies for a customer, and I torn muscles in my shoulder, was on workers comp for 10 months and had 3 tests (MRI, Ultrasound and Nerve Conduction Test) on my shoulder. It was also misdiagnosed and treated wrong, so it's pretty much buggered.
 

Deadman Walkin

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I would say, Damn man you are really messed up. But in a year, everything is gonna get better so hold in there!
 

neoman10

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ummmmmm go to that AC/DC concert downtown and next november go see The Who

that's it really
 

KaZZaP

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fuck people, do nothing but workout and be as big of a prick to douchebag teachers as you feel like.
 

oktalist

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On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty.
 

Ultrajoe

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You rule, you never stop kicking ass and quite frankly you need to give yourself more credit for just how fucking awesome you are.

Also, start calling yourself Ultrajoe.
 

Jobz

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I'd tell myself at 14 to drink less than I did, try harder in school so hopefully he wouldn't fuck up like I did, and to spend more time with a good friend than I did, because she wasn't around much longer. And maybe he could change that.
 

itsnotyouitsme

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I'd tell him don't get wasted on friday the 12th, it's not the same as friday the 13th...
scratch that ill give him a bat, tell him swing away don't worry, you'll know when.
also ill tell him never look behind him.
 

cannot_aim

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work out, more care even less about school(if you can) and grow some balls cause in 3 years there will be this one girl ask her out or I will have to come back in time again and kick your stupid ass
 

SharPhoe

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"Trust me, your parents are better off NOT knowing. About what? You'll know when it comes up."