If you could have an army of.....

[molester jester]

Can i just have a nice plain army of the undead

 

[Harlemura]

An army of Crab Spies.
Alas, they're both rare and endangered, so it shall never be.

 

[Jedoro]

An army of flying tanks

 

[Emperor Inferno]

An Army of Spartans. No not THOSE Spartans.

THESE ONES!

"This is madness!"

"THIS - IS - HARVEST!!!"

 

[WrcklessIntent]

An army of Vampires, The Badass kind not the sparklely kind.

Your specifics are made of WIN!

And on topic...

I would have an army of ferrets. They are agile, vicious, and well... They don't smell so great. Plus, they are so damned cute until they rip the flesh from the bones of their enemies.

Spoiler

I think you want this ferret
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/604995003_0fcf6e63b2.jpg?v=0

 

[randomrob]

An army of Sith Lords!

 

[AmericanTed]

Chinese Red army

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

An army of three-headed monkeys.

I'd "Look behind you..." my way out of all my problems.

 

[The_Ghost_Ninja]

An army Of Black Briar Operatives

 

[tsb247]

An army of Vampires, The Badass kind not the sparklely kind.

Your specifics are made of WIN!

And on topic...

I would have an army of ferrets. They are agile, vicious, and well... They don't smell so great. Plus, they are so damned cute until they rip the flesh from the bones of their enemies.

Spoiler

I think you want this ferret
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/604995003_0fcf6e63b2.jpg?v=0

They would make up just one of the countless legions that make up my mighty army. *Evil cackle*

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

An army of ghost busters. One hell of a laser show (don't cross the beams!!!!).

 

[Julianking93]

[s/]An army of Alex Mercer's[/s]


Okay, fine.

How about an army of Death Claws?

 

[firedfns13]

An army of Anubii?

 

[melig]

Seriously dudes? An army of blokes injected with Wolverine's genes would make a good one I suppose

 

[bloob]

an army of giant guinea pigs

 

[Aqualung]

Daleks.

"EXTERMINATE."

I mean, the only person who could really stop them would be the Doctor, and he's gone to regenerate for the eleventh time to some bloke with a silly toupe, so, tough luck!

 

[Mighty Lighty]

An army of those crabs that climb trees or if crabs aren`t available an army of coconuts as they are deadlier than the shark and if you don`t believe me look it up !

 

[draxious]

obviously......SPARTANS!!!!!

 

[EscChaos]

I'd wish for an army of Persian Immortals as portrayed in the Spartan 2004 strategy game.

Imagine a perfect phalanx in which the troops are not only resilinent melee forces but too command some of the best bows known to man and as the fore-most flanks crush against the opponent, the rear flanks rain down a dealy shower of arrows simultaniously and with ridiculous effectiveness. What a overpowered unit that was, and only the most well-armed foes had a anything resembling a chance.

 

[squiggothhunter]

An army of Norn Queens. First Earth, then the universe....