If you had a chinchilla, what would you name it?

captaincabbage

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Say you've just gotten back from the pet shop on a whim and you decided to buy a chinchilla, what would you name it?

I'd name mine Lightning Kevin if it was a boy and Daria if it was a girl.
 

Fiad

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Hmmm, Geoff if it was male. Because that name is awesome. No idea for female.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Steve if it's a male, Meredith if it's a female.
This is a bit of an odd question, you know.

 

Discord

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Wait what do chinchilla's look like...?

*Googles*

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Awwwwwwwwww Why arn't they cute.

Gadget - Female
Pachirisu - Female... Maybe
Eevee - Male

[small]What?! I like pokemon ^__^[/small]
 

MetalMagpie

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I had a chinchilla called Merlin (because the whole family thought he looked like a little wizard) who chewed the kitchen down to matchsticks then died suddenly of heart failure.

Were I to get another one I'd call it Shredder. Or possibly Squeaky The Destroyer.
 

Wuggy

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At first I'd name it "What the hell is a chinchilla?"

Then I'd go look it up and change the name to "The Brain"
 

Tips_of_Fingers

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I would call it Smelly Shit because chinchilla's are really fucking smelly.

I would love to own one though ^.^
 

dyre

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I'd name it Napoleon, but alas, it's my cousin's

Tips_of_Fingers said:
I would call it Smelly Shit because chinchilla's are really fucking smelly.

I would love to own one though ^.^
What're you talking about, chinchillas barely have any smell at all. Even their shit is odorless!
 

trollnystan

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My friend's family had one; he was sooooo cute!

I have no idea what I'd call one of my own though... It'd totally depend on their personality and appearance.

But I am quite partial to "Runt" for some reason.

Tips_of_Fingers said:
I would call it Smelly Shit because chinchilla's are really fucking smelly.

I would love to own one though ^.^
Smelly? My friend's chinchilla wasn't smelly at all. Was he a one-off? Confused!
 

Tips_of_Fingers

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Hm...I guess all the people I knew who owned a chinchilla weren't cleaning them out regularly enough...?

Or maybe I'm trolling...in a thread about chinchillas >.>

No, I clearly just know people who are shit at taking care of animals lol.
 

SpiralDots

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I had one and he was called Mr. Chinchi because I'm oh so creative.

No idea what I'd name another one though.