If You had a Portal Gun...

[Jamanticus]

...What would you do with it?

Yes, I think it will be interesting to see what the intelligent (<_<) people here have to say about it.
Would you use it for travel, recreation, vengeance, money-making, etc? Or, maybe as a shower curtain?

Now, start thinking with portals

EDIT: There have been numerous replies that this whole thread has been done before. I want to put out the disclaimer that I searched the forums thrice to see if there was any topic like this earlier- when I didn't find anything, I created this one. Enjoy, and have fun.

 

[rosac]

a portal from in front of my wii to the fridge. refreshments are good for you.

rosac

 

[Omnidum]

This has been done here before, right?

But anyway, I would use it to get more iced tea.

 

[Jamanticus]

This has been done here before, right?

But anyway, I would use it to get more iced tea.

Hasn't been done yet on The Escapist, so I'm pioneering.

 

[Simski]

I'd stand on a hill, then shoot as far away from where I was as possible, then I'd go where the portal landed, then find another hill.

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

Portal on Everest, portal in my closet. Get someone to reach for a shirt, and boom! Best prank ever.

I should probably arrange some manner of return transport prior to doing it though.

...can I have 2 portal guns?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

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Portal on Everest, portal in my closet. Get someone to reach for a shirt, and boom! Best prank ever.

I should probably arrange some manner of return transport prior to doing it though.

...can I have 2 portal guns?

Wouldn't the sudden change in altitude (and therefore air pressure) really screw with your ears and all that?

And don't be greedy. One portal gun each.

 

[varulfic]

Nobody has mentioned theft yet? Because I would steal, steal, STEAL. Go in, get the loot, teleport out before the cops arrive.

With my eventually aquired fortune, I would get myself a house in another country, like half way around the world, and then link my two homes with a portal through the basement.

 

[siege_1302]

Travel, recreation, vengeance, and moneymaking? Yep, all of the above sounds like fun.

 

[BigKingBob]

I'd position the portals so that I can slap my brother upside the head from 80 miles away in manchester
He's done nothing to deserve it, I just want to make sure he remembers who's boss

 

[Knight Templar]

This has been done here before, right?

But anyway, I would use it to get more iced tea.

Hasn't been done yet on The Escapist, so I'm pioneering.

Yes it was, and it was locked.

Or was it a thread that became this?

 

[Dudemeister]

evil things...

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Reverse engineer it... Make millions

 

[Mathew952]

I would destroy it, because that amount of Awesome would cause peoples brains to explode, like in Kingdom of the crystal skull. Also, It may emancipate my tooth enamel.....

 

[Novajam]

Portal on Everest, portal in my closet. Get someone to reach for a shirt, and boom! Best prank ever.

I should probably arrange some manner of return transport prior to doing it though.

...can I have 2 portal guns?

Wouldn't the sudden change in altitude (and therefore air pressure) really screw with your ears and all that?

And don't be greedy. One portal gun each.

Wouldn't you start freezing from the cold? Can cold travel through portals? Is there even anything that a Portal will stick to on Everest? Is... is that a crab on the Iron Ninja's picture?

Anyway, the Portal gun would revolutionise the way I get to school each day. And after that I'd just use it to get around the house, lazy so-and-so that I am.

 

[yourkie1921]

Portal on Everest, portal in my closet. Get someone to reach for a shirt, and boom! Best prank ever.

I should probably arrange some manner of return transport prior to doing it though.

...can I have 2 portal guns?

Um, the portal at everest stays open. They'll be able to come back through it. Assuming your gun works like it's supposed to.

And, first I'd create a portal between the 6th grade vice principal's office and the outside of a plane that will be miles in the air before she gets out.

After that one between my underwear (the inside of it) and some really public place. Or a girl's room. Imagine, you walk into your room, shut the door, and there is a penis right above your bed.

Than I'd use it to steal the lunch money the school gets, they don't deserve 3$ for food that tastes horrible and seems to made out of rubber. Also, even if the food tasted good they don't give enough to validate me spending 3$ on it, I get more bang for my buck at fucking Red Lobster and schools aren't supposed to be businesses.

And I heard a while ago some restaurants would have booths in schools and they were removed for health reasons. Fucking ridiculous. The schools would rather light you on fire than let you gain a pound. And there is no way this food is healthy and while it may not make you fat, I'm pretty sure it can make you extremely sick. Luckily I have a strong immune system, especially between June and early September(I've only been sick 3 times since I was 3 in that timeframe.....but than I normally get extremely sick near the end of september and miss out on school for a week, maybe that has something to do with the food)

 

[Cyberius]

is it just me or is everyone forgetting the portals are two way... Imitation, you wouldn't need return transport, they could just step back through the portal, BigKingBob, your brother could slap back.

As for me, i'd probably put one on the floor of my room and one on the cieling, endless fun at parties.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

make a portal inside someone and tear out their organs...

 

[OverlordSteve]

Three words:
Skydiving
Without
Parachute