If you met God

[squidbuddy99]

First I would buy him a Coke for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

 

[Soulgaunt]

"Hey, how's it going?"

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

 

[delet]

I'd ask which religions' God he was then say, "Cool" and go about my day.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd say "Hey, who put this mirror in front of me?"

That's right. I am God.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Hypothetical situations plus anonymity equals exaggerated truths.

I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably be speechless.

 

[rokkolpo]

so what the heck is the correct religion!?

answer will be ''none of the above'' probably.

 

[McHampton]

I would say, "Prove it."

 

[DeepComet5581]

I would think I am having some sort of fever dream, as I am atheist. I would therefore slap myself until I woke up.

And it's Cerebral Oedema.

 

[8bitlove2a03]

I'd ask if he actually cared whether or not people worshiped him.

 

[The Wooster]

First I would buy him a Coke for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

Technically God (if he exists) didn't invent cerebral edemas any more than swimming pool manufacturers invented drowning.

As for your question. Hard to answer really. Which version of God are dealing with?

 

[CaptainButterscotch]

I would tell him it's not fair that Chuck Norris should be allowed to hate gays but be so awesome.

 

[Upturned Walrus]

i would ask him if he wanted to play Modern Warfare 2 and have a joint. after all he did create weed

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd shave his beard and then use the spare facial hair to make my beard that much more epic.

 

[Girafro]

"Why am I staring at nothing?"

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

I'd ask him to explain this.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I would ask why he finds it so funny to fuck up my life as much cause I know its NOT just me doing it.....

 

[El Poncho]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

 

[Timotei]

"Go buy a razor blade and some jeans. You look like a bum wearing a towel."