If you were a biscuit/cake what would you be and why?

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Mr Fatherland

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This goes for anything sweet and sugary. I would be an apple pie. Simple and straight-forward, but makes you feel good in a warm kind of way.

That's me, but what about you? Also, throw in your favourite as well.
 

Kollega

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I would be a biscuit cake with cherry flavor and a dynamite stick on top. Actually,scratch that - a bundle of dynamite sticks.
 

Amnestic

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Jaffa Cake. A strong and independent snack, yet has a supporting family if I don't quite satisfy you entirely. I'd probably be one of the special edition Jaffa Cakes though. The ones which make you go "Mmmhmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~" when you bite into them at that perfect softness where the chocolate offsets it before melting deliciously down your throat.
 

sms_117b

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I'd be my homemade "Chocolate Death Cake" Rich (in personality), layered, sweet, delicious, addictive and bleeding deadly.
 

Ultracake

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I would be an ULTRA Cake...


Dreams do come true..



(Seriously though, Follow me and become soldiers in my spongy army and we will take over the world)
 

sky14kemea

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Jaffa Cake!
'Cause you can't always tell if I'm a biscuit or a cake, and although I look dull on the outside I'm tangy and exciting on the inside! ;)
 

Amnestic

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sky14kemea said:
Jaffa Cake!
'Cause you can't always tell if I'm a biscuit or a cake, and although I look dull on the outside I'm tangy and exciting on the inside! ;)
Legally they're cakes ;>
 

sky14kemea

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Amnestic said:
sky14kemea said:
Jaffa Cake!
'Cause you can't always tell if I'm a biscuit or a cake, and although I look dull on the outside I'm tangy and exciting on the inside! ;)
Legally they're cakes ;>
Shhh! Don't tell them thaaat D:
 

Lullabye

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rokkolpo said:
i'd be a cookie...and people would love me!
only if you dont have raisons, no one likes raisons.....you dont count, ur a cookie.

As for me, I would be an oreo. White on the inside, black on the out, thats how my friends describe me.
 

rokkolpo

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Lullabye said:
rokkolpo said:
i'd be a cookie...and people would love me!
only if you dont have raisons, no one likes raisons.....you dont count, ur a cookie.

As for me, I would be an oreo. White on the inside, black on the out, thats how my friends describe me.
ofcourse i won't have raisins. (maybe chocolate chips)


oreo's get old after a while the taste will fade.(they really do)
 

Jharry5

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I'd have to go with either Jaffa cakes, or a chocolate hobnob. [small](Read into the latter what you will).[/small] Both are satisfying and more-ish. 'Nuff said...
 

mmkorn22

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I'd be a vampire biscuit. It's perfect. People would pick me up to try to eat me and I'd bite them drain them of their blood through their fingers.

I'd be a very well-fed biscuit. I'd just sit on the sidewalk and wait for people to walk by. Then they'd be like, "Wow, there's a yummy biscuit sitting on the sidewalk. No one is around so I bet it doesn't belong to anyone. I'm going to pick it up and eat it. *vampire biscuit attacks, kills, waits for next hungry victim*"