If you were a Pokémon...

[Spiridion]

Arcanine.

Spoiler: So majestic. Go on, drink it in.

It's been my favorite since the First Gen. Plus, I'm a dog person and he's like the Pokemon version of Mouse from the Dresden Files.

Ivysaur and Haunter are close seconds, Because middle evolutions are the best evolutions.

 

[Agayek]

In terms of real-life comparisons, I'd definitely be a Snorlax. Huge, fat and lazy.

In terms of what I want to be though: Either Alakazam or Charizard.

 

[MrBrightside919]

Squirtle...he was my first pokemon and he's still my favorite...

Plus, bitches love squirtles...

 

[Gormech]

Lapras
Telekinetic abilities, ice with water attacks, ferry service ...
At the end of it all, I can lift my head high, open my mouth, and sing the song that ends the world.

Where are your legendaries now?

 

[Colour Scientist]

-snip-

No I definitely meant it as a what do you resemble the most thread, but its too late for that now XD

Oh really?
I don't resemble a fiery unicorn in any way, except maybe in awesome-levels.

 

[stormeris]

-snip-

No I definitely meant it as a what do you resemble the most thread, but its too late for that now XD

Oh really?
I don't resemble a fiery unicorn in any way, except maybe in awesome-levels.

Would be more epic if he evolved into a FLYING fiery unicorn with flaming wings
That would make for one epic Mega evolution, wouldn't it? xD

 

[Zeckt]

I would be a Roserade. Absolutely FABULOUS, yet deadly as hell with poison / sleep / paralyze / growth capabilities. Don't you dare make fun of the bouquet hands Deadly, but with STYLE! Also, it could be completely gender neutral and flamboyant and no one would so much as bat an eye.

Realistically I would probably end up as an Ekans or Goldeen or something.

 

[Euryalus]

-snip-

No I definitely meant it as a what do you resemble the most thread, but its too late for that now XD

Oh really?
I don't resemble a fiery unicorn in any way, except maybe in awesome-levels.

Personality counts the most!

...Becuase I certainly hope no one looks like a grimer or a vaporeon XD

I can't judge myself very well though.

What would I be? XD

We can choose for each other!

 

[Korak the Mad]

I've asked my friends a question like before and their usual response is "Oh, you would most likely be Darkrai." I can actually kind of see myself as Darkrai. In Pokemon Platinum the info on Darkrai is that it gives others near it nightmares although it is not a malevolent or conscious act but a defense mechanism, and it is usually very nice. I'm a very nice guy but I tend to creep out people around me, based on how I dress (I'm 6' 3", I wear a black trenchcoat and fedora), my warped sense of humor. I also will say something that will creep everyone out. I saw someone at college that I hadn't seen since fourth grade and I immediately knew them right away told them it was based on their skull structure (the person's face didn't change very much). I was poked fun of by my friends for saying, and I quote "One of the creepiest things to tell someone."

The other response I would get was"I see you as a Noctowl." I can see myself as that as well, partly because I love owls, I'm a night person and I tend to go for Psychic type pokemon.

I also see myself as Giratina, Espeon, Kabutops, Hypno (my very first level 100 pokemon by training it, in Blue version.), Mewtwo, and Lugia.

If I could have 4 pokemon in the real world as pets or companions they would have to be Suicune, Espeon, Noctowl, and Darkrai.

 

[ccggenius12]

Statistics say I'd probably be a Magikarp or something. Think about it, lets say each Magikarp lays 500 eggs. Then each of those hatches into a Magikarp. Then each of those Magikarps lay 500 eggs. Damn things probably outnumber every other species by several exponents.

Wasn't that a quote from an episode of pokemon, where they are on the boat when james buys the magikarp?

OT: Trying to think of a pokemon that's kinda weird but likeable enough. Maybe gastly, though I do prefer gengar.

Yes. I would also like to add that that is not the only time that that same salesman gets him with the same sales pitch. Let's just say that, if they made a show that focused on Team Rocket instead of generic Mary-Sue player character, I might still be watching a Pokemon show.

 

[CaptainMarvelous]

See, I'd like to reply with Mewtwo, Charizard or something like that but I'm with the Dunsparce guy, I'd wind up as this guy

Whats that? A clam bit me? Better evolve, thats how evolution works right guys?

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And just, y'know... this

I was torn between this and Geodude, just so that everyone had to call me dude as a form of greeting.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Well, Arceus clearly has its bonuses, but I'd have to go with Dragonite or Ampharos (Pokemon that somehow manage to be totally badass and totally adorable at the same time). Definitely my favourite Pokemon so it's a tough call... I'm leaning towards Dragonite because it can fly.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Ditto. Didn't really have to think about it. A pokemon that can transform into any other living creature just sounds like the way to go.

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

If I had to pick a Legendary, Mewtwo all the way. I'm cool with having psychic powers and being a mutant cat thing. He also looks pretty tanky, being 6'7" and like 300 lbs. I can get behind that. It's like a linebacker got telekinesis.

If I had to be a mundane Pokemon, I'd go with a Raichu or a Jolteon. I have some lighting affinity due to my major (electrical engineering).

 

[Drakmorg]

Purrloin.
Because I don't needa be no flippin' God or judo-dog, or dragon, or anything else! I'm fine bein' a tiny purple cat that just steals shit and gets away with it all the time because it's so cute!

Spoiler: You ain't gonna get mad at this

Of course, that's just what I want... In reality I'd probably just be like that guy that said Dunsparce... what with all the uselessness and self-loathing...

 

[VodkaKnight]

Probably Infernape.
I just love the design.

 

[MXRom]

I'd go with Alakazam, and use my profound intelligence to write a form of government suitable for all pokemon. Following that I'd lead a revolution for pokemon to free themselves and form a sovereign power. Basically what the villains from Pokemon B&W claimed to do, but actually do it...and not be such pussies about it.

 

[TheWanderingFish]

Agh, such a difficult question!

I guess if you wanted to talk the more conventional Pokemon, I've always been a huge fan of Gengar. On the other hand, it would be damn cool to be an Unown. A Pokemon from a completely different dimension with the power to warp reality? Yes please.

 

[bobmus]

[sub]That, and I'm pretty sure bobmus is The Escapist's official Squirtle[/sub]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/11eaa085d4e57871f0b442e61c579147/tumblr_mo54zc8TMk1rac2voo1_500.gif

I'm still relevant!

Squirtle has both the most badass evolutions, and the most swag of any Pokémon.