If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because I suffer from restless fist syndrome.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I like it when the red water comes out.

 

[TheRiddler]

Because I don't want competition in the hat department.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because he's making me think. Pls to stahp.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because he's bad at thinking, and more pain might help.

 

[Headsprouter]

Too pink. It's invading my macho aura.

 

[neoontime]

Not enough red obviously.

[HEADING=2]*slice*[/HEADING]

 

[Headsprouter]

I just watched cat videos, sorry, had to hit something, it's the rules.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I needed to know whether this was real or I was just dreaming.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Because I don't like ostriches

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I have perfect aim. How else would I hit such a skilled peppy acrobat?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'm insecure and need to feel big.

 

[Euryalus]

I have unresolved issues regarding ostriches due to an incident at a zoo when I was 5.

Why are birds so horrible. I hate them! I was chased all around the... Ahem. I mean he attacked me first and I was justified in defending my person.

...birds *shudders*

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because I don't understand what you are.

 

[Euryalus]

Hey! You calling me mysterious? I'll have you know I'm plenty bland!

*charges at with a wuffle bat*

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I'd hit him because he looks like a fucking creepy clown AND I HATE CLOWNS.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Because Trevor is a bad man

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you're heavily into that kinda thing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having eyebrows.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

For not being a serious threat