If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

Varanfan9

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Just a question I thought of that might be interesting. If you were to worship a fictional God which would you worship. And no saying "I would worship God cause he's fictional" or anything like that. Let's not start a flame war.
Personally I would go with the Marvel comics version of Thor. He's awesome and goes around hitting people in the face with a lightning hammer. I've always wondered if he had worshipers in the Marvel universe since he was a God and told everyone that.
*Edit* I suppose I should be more specific. By Fictional God I mean a God that was created in a work of fiction and was never worshiped seriously. You can however get away with worshiping a fictional version of a pre-existing god like how I choose the Marvel comics version of Thor.
 

LarenzoAOG

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Probably the Greek gods, they are pretty awesome, and they spend alot of time killing people and fucking, so at least the stories will be interesting.
 

qwewee

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personally that depends on if they would have the same level of influence they already do in the fiction. if so I would choose myself from beyond good and evil. I was an awesome god.
 

the spud

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Me. Because I am the god...of awesome!

OT: Probably the flying spaghetti monster.
 

ace_of_something

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I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.

Too late.
They're so fast!

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Is there a fictional god of candy and blowjobs? If there isn't I'm making her now,
All worship the glorious goddess!
 

n00beffect

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Um, well, I'd have to say that I would definitely NEVER worshi Yaweh, Jahova, or Allah - these guys creep me out... Wait, what? You think they're non-fictional? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, OF COURSE THEY ARE!
 

LiberalSquirrel

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I'd get myself indoctrinated into one of the Greek mystery religions. Then I'd have some justification for acting like I know more than everyone else.
 

Varanfan9

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Ok guys enough with the organized religion bashing. I'm an atheist and I'm not insulting them and I made the thread. Have some respect for the people with different beliefs.
 

oreopizza47

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LarenzoAOG said:
Probably the Greek gods, they are pretty awesome, and they spend alot of time killing people and fucking, so at least the stories will be interesting.
This. End thread. I love Greek myths.
 

Apollo45

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Akatosh, because he's awesome. I mean, giant dragon for the win. Especially since he's real (in the game at least).
 

arsenicCatnip

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The Saints from Melanie Rawn's 'Exiles' series. Kiy is the Saint of drunkenness, Sirrala the Saint of diamonds, and Caitiri the Saint of fire.