If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[the_maestro_sartori]

Then the swarm would've already consumed you all

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd be the most awesome guitarist in the world and I'd have a damn sexy fiancée. And I'd be rich.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'd be Dylan Moran. WHICH MEANS I WOULD BE GOD!!

Wouldn't you be Bernard Black? I'm not sure whether that's better or worse. Might want to mind the badger...

OT: I'd be Squall, so I'd be a mopy git, but I'd have a hot girlfriend and mostly stay quiet about the moping. Also, I'd have a motherfucking gunblade and magical powers, as well as the ability to summon the gods themselves.

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

I'd have my hair blowing in the breeze and the day would need my saving expertise. And by that I mean I'd be Nathan Fillion. Which would rock. Or.. seeing as its just a logo, I'd be his t-shirt...

 

[Biek]

Id quickly change back to my old one. And shazam! Im Adrian Edmondson!

 

[Hallow'sEve]

I'd be one of the last of my kind

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I would burn you all.

And open tonnes of Oblivion gates to wreak havok on the world. Mwha ha ha ha!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd be killing people, blowing up planets with the power of a single finger and totally not expecting a super saiyan to show up while I'm trying to become immortal.

EDIT: My avatar may change soon to something I made myself (but which doesn't look as awesome as Frieza).

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd be a a holly jolly Servbot. Awesome.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'd be John C. McGinley A.K.A Dr. Cox.

It'd be funny as hell.

You'd also be half of Zach Braff. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

I would be the logo for a relatively obscure (though not on this site) Prog metal band? I'd get a lot of weird looks from people, walking by with a face full of "O".

 

[mokes310]

Aussie dialect "Then I would have spent 15 years in H-Division!"

 

[Sampler]

I would be in south park - as that's an image of what I would look like if I were in south park.

 

[The_Decoy]

I'd be my dog. It would be awesome. No more chemistry revision or woman troubles, sounds like a plan to me

 

[shadow_pirate22]

I'd be standing right behind you....

With a psi blade to your throat.

 

[Christemo]

id be the awesomestest catz on teh interwebz.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Then I'd be an antisocial, gender-switched greater chimaera, a forgotten left-over of a secret project designed to create the world's greatest assasins. And I'd have sweet hair.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

I'd probably have died a senseless, nameless death of course, at the hands of that pesky Rebel Alliance...

Unless I fly a TIE/a ,TIE/d or Missile Boat... aw yeah.

 

[Liam1390]

I'd be dead in a few seconds.

 

[Fraeir]

Then the West would tremble as I come hovering in great numbers, heralding impending, merciless doom.