If your genitals was a game...

[Ekit]

Saw a similar thread on another site and thought it would be fun to try it here.

As for myself... Sega Soccer Slam. Underrated, not many people have seen it in action and it's a little too short.

So, if your penis/vagina was a game, which would it be?

 

[Zaik]

Spoiler

That's the best I can think up anyway. This whole idea seems a bit odd.

Edit: fixed

 

[Colinmac93]

FF13. It just goes on and on and on

 

[Alfador_VII]

Solitaire

I don't think I need to explain that one...

 

[Atticus89]

A point-and-click style adventure game.

 

[Rabid Chipmunk]

Dead Space, 'cuz it's a bit of a mess...

 

[GWarface]

Well, i would have a hard time taking a piss then...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

 

[Vkmies]

Super Smash Bros.

Fun alone, but the more people playing with it, the more fun we have.

 

[norender]

Pokemon

You've got to catch them all.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Minecraft.

Gotta keep hitting that.

 

[zhoominator]

E.T. for the Atari 2600.

'Cos nobody's played the bloody thing!

 

[Vonnis]

Amnesia: the dark descent. Unsettling to behold, and a purely single player experience.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Rockband 3.

Great at parties, fun for many players, and you can plug in all kinds of interesting accessories.

Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

You are my new hero. ^^

 

[norender]

Starwars

You get to use the Force.

 

[DJDarque]

Alone in the Dark.

In title alone.

...yeah.

 

[Vkmies]

Heavy Rain

It will make you cry. Unless you are a monster without feelings.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I think that's the best sentence I've ever heard.


OP: Demon's Souls, 'cause it's usually really, REALLY hard.