If your significant other was a part of your body, which part would they be?

[Drathnoxis]

You know how people always say things like "Oh, it's like you're a part of me." Well, which part?

 

[Hawki]

A removed appendix.

Because I have no significant other.

 

[McElroy]

Do they say that? I've heard about "my better half" but... I dunno.

Nipple. They can choose the side.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

The stomach

Generally sustains you and makes you feel fulfilled, but sometimes gives you nausea and heartburn.

 

[SckizoBoy]

My biological clock, she likes nagging me -.-

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

The part that wants to chill or whatever.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

My tonsils, because I had them removed.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

My tonsils, because I had them removed.

You had your significant other removed? Ok then, that sounds dark.

 

[Xprimentyl]

She's already the pain in my neck. That counts, right?

 

[Baffle]

My arsehole. No, she's fine really.

 

[Silvanus]

My Plumbus, because he's entirely imaginary.

 

[Squilookle]

The stomach

Generally sustains you and makes you feel fulfilled, but sometimes gives you nausea and heartburn.

I'd say it's because they are where all my chips end up when I'm not looking...

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Yeah, gonna go with a gangrenous arm. Caused me a lot of suffering for a while, so I had to cut it off. Which is better. But it's still sitting around rotting in the corner as a reminder and gives me phantom pain.

 

[Batou667]

Either my arse or my elbow, I forget which.

 

[Catfood220]

Well my left hand has been my significant for a while now, so that.

 

[Zeraki]

Anybody ever see Midori Days?

That's the only thing I could think of when I saw this thread.

Also, my wisdom teeth... because I don't have any.