- Mar 17, 2012
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Women of the Escapist, I am completely baffled
I show common decency towards m'ladies and all I get is called a "friend." In some extreme cases, I've actually been an older AND younger brother to two completely different users here! Fucking family-zoned, amiright??
Where's the sex though? If there's one thing that TV and movies have taught me is that being nice = instant bed banging! By being nice, I mean things like not calling you two-faced sluts to your face, holding doors open and generally doing other things in a platonic matter for the sake of said 'friendship'.
Why do us nice fellows keep getting royally screwed by this social nightmare? As we all know, women always repay kind deeds with sexual favors! It's in the Bible somewhere so it must be true.
TL;DR: Where's my sexy times?
I show common decency towards m'ladies and all I get is called a "friend." In some extreme cases, I've actually been an older AND younger brother to two completely different users here! Fucking family-zoned, amiright??
Where's the sex though? If there's one thing that TV and movies have taught me is that being nice = instant bed banging! By being nice, I mean things like not calling you two-faced sluts to your face, holding doors open and generally doing other things in a platonic matter for the sake of said 'friendship'.
Why do us nice fellows keep getting royally screwed by this social nightmare? As we all know, women always repay kind deeds with sexual favors! It's in the Bible somewhere so it must be true.
TL;DR: Where's my sexy times?