Im as cool as a...

[Iammatt]

It simple i would say im as cool as (a)_____ and then im as annoying/gay/or dumb as (a)_____
Then the person below would say theyre as cool as what u said, but im as gay/annoying/or dumb as___and so on.ILL START

Im as cool as a dancing kitten

Im as dumb as a suicidal squirell

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

So is it like...

I'm as cool as a suicidal squirrel.
I'm as lame as a Mac computer.

Or is it like..

I'm as cool as a dancing kitten.
I'm as lame as a Mac computer.


In either case...that's my post.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`m as cool as a mac computer
but I`m as depressing as a punch to the face.

 

[Areani]

I'm as cool as a punch to the face
I'm as mad as a hatter

 

[prinxess]

I'm as cool as a hatter.
I'm as dumb as an egg.

 

[DavisJ3608]

I'm cool as an egg.
I'm dumb as a Dopefish.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I'm as cool as a Dopefish.

I'm as dumb as a kick inna teef.

 

[MindPhish]

I'm as cool as a kick inna teef...

but I'm as annoying as flip flops.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'm as cool as flip-flops.

But as painful as goatse.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I´m as cool as goatse,

But as thick as a brick.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I'm as cool as a brick,
but as lame as a lego brick.

 

[Nia-san]

I'm as cool as a lego brick
I'm as dumb as saying lol everytime you reply on AIM

 

[shadowelancer]

Im as cool as saying lol everytime you reply on AIM

Im as lame as High School

 

[traceur_]

I'm as cool as high school

I'm as lame as this thread

 

[P1p3s]

i'm as cool as this thread
i'm as lame as your face

 

[shadowelancer]

I'm as cool as a fanboy

I'm as lame as a PS3

 

[Trifer420]

I'm as cool as a PS3
I'm as lame as Halo 3

 

[Lullabye]

Im as cool*cough* as halo 3

Im as dumb as Simon Cowell

 

[SnowCold]

I'm as cool as a burning fire

I'm as hot as a block of ice