In Case of Future: Break Glass

[Angry_Researcher]

I'd store a secret Nazi Raygun. If I've learned anything from games, comics, and other sources of information about the future, it's that Nazi super science beats modern and future tech nine times out of ten.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with Nazi Super Science, my work is generic and perfectly harmless to synthetic life forms.

 

[SteinFaust]

I'd store a secret Nazi Raygun. If I've learned anything from games, comics, and other sources of information about the future, it's that Nazi super science beats modern and future tech nine times out of ten.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with Nazi Super Science, my work is generic and perfectly harmless to synthetic life forms.

I should be pretty worried then, because I'm a real boy! I wished on a star and everything!

 

[Katrex]

A towel, A pointy stick and gordon freeman

 

[Traiden]

A Blue Police Box.

Why deal with the future when you can skip past the bad parts.

 

[John Galt]

A towel, A pointy stick and gordon freeman

Bad idea. Gordon will use the pointy stick to bash his way out of the glass. He brought down an inter-dimensional empire with his crowbar, can you imagine what he'd do to you?

 

[PurpleRain]

A towel, A pointy stick and gordon freeman

Bad idea. Gordon will use the pointy stick to bash his way out of the glass. He brought down an inter-dimensional empire with his crowbar, can you imagine what he'd do to you?

But what if you coax him into joining you? Then with nothing bar a stick and a towel you would rule the world!

 

[the monopoly guy]

toilet paper, lots and lots of toilet paper.
or, a time machine and the portal gun- fire an orange portal into a black hole, then a blue one onto the ground and high-tail it out of there...
or, you know, just toilet paper.
or better yet some oil. I'd be rich.

 

[HobbesMkii]

A untreatable plague that would kill off all the world's politicians, scientists, and big rich corporate businessmen.

Barbarian.

All the scienists? Each and every one of them? Plus all businessmen? Congratulations, you've prevented stem-cell research and plunged humanity into the Dark Ages. Again.

Okay, well, clearly it wouldn't kill all the scientists. Just those with ill-intent in their hearts.

In fact, maybe we should refine it to be a plague that would kill off anyone who was power-hungry or extremely greedy.

 

[PurpleRain]

A untreatable plague that would kill off all the world's politicians, scientists, and big rich corporate businessmen.

Barbarian.

All the scienists? Each and every one of them? Plus all businessmen? Congratulations, you've prevented stem-cell research and plunged humanity into the Dark Ages. Again.

Okay, well, clearly it wouldn't kill all the scientists. Just those with ill-intent in their hearts.

In fact, maybe we should refine it to be a plague that would kill off anyone who was power-hungry or extremely greedy.

Why do you want me dead? I did nothing to you!

 

[hazakura]

Can I have an army of the undead?

but really,I would want at least an secret underground bunker fueled by nuclear fusion and fission,It would have a armory,a small self sufficient farm,that grows edible moss.And library filled with classic literature.Oh! and my mixed CD of showtoon's music.
EDIT:My final wish for my bunker is Gorden Freeman,the chief,and the guys from BF:Bad company.

 

[li0nh34r7]

i have a time machine it goes forword at regular speed also you can buy bunkers on ebay if you really need one

 

[Badabinski]

Definitely sunscreen.

 

[Soycopter]

Hmm... Chuck Norris AND Mr.T?

 

[Anarchemitis]

A Chocolate bar. So useful in so many ways.

 

[Syntax Error]

A stick, the second most useful thing in the universe.

Enlighten me oh, Great Fire Daemon, what IS the most useful thing in the universe (no sarcasm there, just felt like doing that hehe, dragons, as a personal rule, must be revered).

 

[Simriel]

Crowbar, PHD and a Hev Suit.

Nothing else is required.

Correct.

 

[iamnotincompliance]

A roll of duct tape and a Swiss army knife. The MacGyver survival kit. Bring it, future, for I am prepared!

 

[Abedeus]

A bag of PURE AWESOMENESS!

Or an automatic cow. Trust me, that's a valuable tool.

 

[Sewblon]

A stockpile of guns, ammo, WMDs, Meat, chocolate, a guitar, a library of both regular books and comic books, a sentient gaming computer who could be my sidekick, television, Blueray player, Nintendo DS with my library of games, Dictionary, Thesaurus, Time machine, Star ship Enterprise, Bible, bottled water and a Rorschach mask. The future includes the apocalyptic right?

 

[Fire Daemon]

A stick, the second most useful thing in the universe.

Enlighten me oh, Great Fire Daemon, what IS the most useful thing in the universe (no sarcasm there, just felt like doing that hehe, dragons, as a personal rule, must be revered).

You brought this back to ask me that? I am honoured, confused and a little sleepy.

Read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy for an answer to your question.