In Fantasy!...and In Cold Reality

Ramthundar

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This thread is part game, part getting to know our fellow members. Hope you enjoy!

Going from a situation given by the above poster, you must first answer how you would you react to it in your Fantasy (meaning you have no limits, there's no rules of logic or nature, etc.), then how you would react in Reality.
Situations/events can be real or imaginary.

So, let's start of with something simple:

You're walking down a city side-walk, when ahead of you a young man steals an old woman's purse.
What do you do?
 

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Ramthundar said:
This thread is part game, part getting to know our fellow members. Hope you enjoy!

Going from a situation given by the above poster, you must first answer how you would you react to it in your Fantasy (meaning you have no limits, there's no rules of logic or nature, etc.), then how you would react in Reality.
Situations/events can be real or imaginary.

So, let's start of with something simple:

You're walking down a city side-walk, when ahead of you a young man steals an old woman's purse.
What do you do?
Hmmmm.....
I musn't hurt the jouth, for they are our future, but this boy is evil.
And I have to respect my elders. I shall cut that boys genitals and leggs off so he can't reproduce or run away anymore. Also, I could replace the old womens leggs with those off the boy. That way every one is happy.

You found a dimensional manipulator which could bring forth anything you can imagine. But you can only summon one thing, what is it?
 

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Subzerowings said:
Hmmmm.....
I musn't hurt the jouth, for they are our future, but this boy is evil.
And I have to respect my elders. I shall cut that boys genitals and leggs off so he can't reproduce or run away anymore. Also, I could replace the old womens leggs with those off the boy. That way every one is happy.

You found a dimensional manipulator which could bring forth anything you can imagine. But you can only summon one thing, what is it?
Okay, good. Just one thing for you and future posters: try to state which one is the Fantasy and which is the Reality (my bad, should of mentioned that).


But to answer you, I'd go with Reality Bending Command for both F and R. That way, I just have to shout "I command their to be ice-cream," and bam! Ice-cream!


You're stuck on a deserted Island, with unknown dangers afoot. What would you do?
 

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Well, I would make a raft out of coconuts and sail across the entire ocean. It's so obvious.

Oh yeah, for the fantasy part, I would burn the whole island down to signal a passing ship. It worked in Pirates of the Caribbean.

You're an astronaut on the first space flight to Mars. You find remnants of an alien civilization. What do you do?
 

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Fantasy: I'd send out my robot compatriots to scan the material. Then using my super computers, I'd blast off to find the new planet, making new friends/slaves in the process!

Reality: I'd probably just stand their for a few seconds, awed by the realism that we arn't alone. Then I'd carefully collect some samples and head home on the 12 month trip.


You're at your girlfriend's house, watching a movie together, when suddenly a stranger breaks down your door, knife drawnn.
"What do you do?
 

fanklok

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fantasy i go Bruce lee on his ass and break bones with light punches

reality i throw my girlfriend at him and run

an old guy in a chevelle is about to drive through an orphanage during christmas dinner
 

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Fantasy: hit his car with a well timed rocket to save the orphans

Reality: I'd probably just watch in disbelief

You discover a conspiracy that could undermine countries whole government
 

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Fantasy: I'd use my super intelligence to follow the clues and secrets of the conspiracy, till I find the Leader of the whole thing. Once defeated, I gain the mantel of Hero of the US!

Reality: I'd show it to the first News channel that will take me seriously, because I'm naive like that (I'm assuming you mean that the conspiracy is against the government, not run by it.)


You wake up to find that you've gained super-strength, speed, and flight over-night. What do you do?
 

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Fantasy: Find a goofy costume and a phone booth to change in.

Reality: Use it to make my life super-easy when no one is looking.

Those damn neighbour kids wont stop playing on your lawn!
 

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Fantasy: Squint my eyes, point a gun at them and tell them to get off my lawn.

Reality: Hey that's my life, I roll with it. Some times I play with it

You're given a chance to star in a film.
 

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Fantasy: I become a movie star!

Reality: There is enough bad actors out there, I don't need to join that crowd.

You have a 20year old shotgun under the your workshop table, some thugs start beating up your workers shouting for cash, what do you do?
 

Neonbob

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Fantasy: I shoot all the muggers in the faces, while leaping through the air, and jam the gun down the throat of the last mugger.

Reality: I pick up the shotgun and threaten the muggers with it. If they leave, great. If not, I test my luck with the old thing.

You are one of the participants in the Olympics.
 

Bluedemon322

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Fantasy: I use my incredible superhuman powers to win every single division.

Reality: I get in last place in every competition.


EDIT: My bad...


You are driving down the street and a high speed chase whizzes by you.
 

Ramthundar

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Bluedemon322 said:
Fantasy: I use my incredible superhuman powers to win every single division.

Reality: I get in last place in every competition.
Forgot to post a situation, mate.
 

Ramthundar

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Okay, i'll just post a situation for Blue Demon.

A blue demon has just popped into your room, offering your soul for eternal power.
What do you do?
 

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Fantasy: Tell him to go back to hell until he has my order fulfilled. Damn things, trying to get ahead of their station.

Reality: Say no.

And for Bluedemon's:
Fantasy: Drive up to the chased car, and slam it off a bridge, into a culvert, where the guy is pulled from the wreckage, and I drive off.

Reality: Go to the side of the road.

Three ninjas have cornered you.
 

Ramthundar

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OH, sorry Blue, should of waited longer...

And to Neonbob:

Fantasy: When the first one lunges, I grab him by his shirt and spin him into the other two, drawing his sword in the meanwhile. Then I'd do ACTION POSE, getting ready for their counter-attack.

Reality: I try to camly talk my way out while trying not to piss myself.


You're in your house, watching tv, when a news broad-cast announces Zombies have started to appear, and are quickly spreading.
What do you do?
 

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Fantasy: Go outside and become one of the horde.
Reality: Shoot myself before I become their food and ultimately one of them.

You get a package in the mail, inside is: Half million dollars, a loaded gun, a photo of your next door neighbor and a letter stating you will be paid a million if you kill him/her.
 

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KingTeabag said:
Fantasy: Shout "FLAME ON!" and fly up in the air. I would then torch all the zombies.

Reality: Be really depressed, but try to survive at all costs.
Scenario?

(dibs on his scenario)