In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, all contests are horrible!
You are too competitive!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was raised in a very competitive place!

You picked your nose in public!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I had a nose bleed!
You broke my nose!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it stopped the bleed!

You tried to put in too much shine!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to blind the neighbor's so they'd stop spying on me.


YOu kept spying on your neighbors

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence they where spying on me too!
You shot my family and turned me into the batman!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they never paid me my royalties.

You forgot the code

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, after a while you stop noticing the code!
You raped the woman in red!

*EDIT*I just realised, snooty joined the escapist on my birthday!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, she was going to kill me the next time she got the chance.

You own the Dora the Explorer box set.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm just holding it for a birthday party.

You lasted too long in the ring!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, they where onion rings!
You force fed me onion rings!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were hungry as hell!

You allowed me to drink from the fountain of pain!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dammit, no I didn't! You said and I quote, "I'm thirsty. I'm gonna go drink from this fountain," then I said, "that's not a good idea," then you said, "why? Is it like, the Fountain of Pain, or something," then I said, "yeah," but it was already too late.

You let me monologue!

 

[natster43]

In my defense, I was dared by my friend.

You kicked my cat down a flight of stairs.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I HATE cats. They are evil little shits.

You stopped the train!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it was heading strait for my face!
You drove a train into my face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was going really damn slow, and I was blowing the horn the entire damn time!

You ended up in jail!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, that street sign told me to do it.

You started the fire.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, what's the point of a camp fire with out the fire!
You murdered scouts!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, they wouldn't sell me cookies in December.

You're buiseness plan is flawed!