In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I want to save them for later.
You gouged out a mouse's eyes!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm making a sculpture of animal eyes.

You burned crosses on my lawn.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to spread the word of the LORD!

You made a weird sawing noise!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was performing a magic trick and a human sacrifice.


You wouldn't leave my house.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was trying to kill you.

You made this girl I like, hate me.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, you don't deserve a hill-billy of that class.

You kicked my bucket!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were being obnoxious!

You dodged my nerf gun!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you're supposed to shoot the foam darts, not throw the gun!
You bought a nerf gun and didn't buy me one!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, I thought you were allergic to plastic.

You're allergic to plastic!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, your grammar is terrible.
That "your" should be a "you're".

Its your fault no one gets H.P. Lovecraft!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

[small]Oh my God! Please don't tell the grammar Nazis![/small]
In my defense, I don't even know what you're talking about.

You pointed out a spelling error!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I am a grammar nazi. (Is it just me or does the grammar nazi group get a bit too, well, serious?)
You are a nazi!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was brainwashed!

You didn't accept my life!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you lied about your life!
You whole life is a lie!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that's the way i like it.

You don't like the things i did for you.

 

[ultimateownage]

You shot me!
You shot me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you ran at me screaming.

You broke the chainsaw's

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to cut steel.

You took my voucher!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I wanted half price chicken!
You robbed a kfc!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted that damn sandwich!

You ruined all my hopes!