In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you shouldn't leave them in a car crusher!
You left me in a car crusher!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you owed me millions! And weren't paying!

You made me sneeze too much!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you have hay fever!
You sneezed on me!

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I'm trying to kill you through plague.

You stole a book from me that I checked out from the library.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I really wanted to read it!

You ruined my retirement!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense we're still in competition till death so you can't just retire.


You pulled out me teeth.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I'm a dentist!
You bit my hand!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you stuck your hand in there.

You didn't add the spice

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I control the damn stuff! I can do what I want with it!

You faulted my logic!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was horribly done logic.

you made the town smell like ass.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I told them what would happen if they didn't pay me!

You made a map far too large!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was making room for the sidequests.


You didn't harvest the crops.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, those crops were already dead!

You didn't feed my cat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you know how much I hate them!

You've been avoiding me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you said you never wanted to see me again!

You said you never wanted to see me again!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was drugged and hallucinating! I thought you were a giant bomb licking toad!

You put me in a death camp!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was a diversion so i could steal your woman.

You stole my woman.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't paying, and I needed to give you an incentive!

You were the wrong kind of flatterer!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you're not the person worth flattering in a sexual manner by me.

You denied my access to the wormhole of nerfington.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it's full of worms!
You posted after me!