In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, the fake money was made out of platinum!
You threw platinum in the bin!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, I'm allergic to platinum.

You painted my car in pink!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, pink is your favourite colour!
You like pink!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it reminds me of red.


You took away all of my red.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you where bleeding, I saved your life!
You tried committing suicide!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed a way out.


You didn't get out in time.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, why would I need to get out? I'm inside a giant cake!
You trapped me in a giant cake! With no milk!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you said you were lactose intolerant.

You milked the wrong goat parrot

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they all look the exact damn same!

You stopped the release of the hounds!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you where releasing them on themselves
You made blood sports legal!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i need entertainment and i can't fully awesome entertainment without gallons of blood being spilled.

You destroyed the Shagohad

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I hated it's name!
You call yourself an Englishman, but you are not one!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm in disguise.

You did not own.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was having an off game. I can do that, you know!

You ruined my whole party!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I was the designated party pooper!
You shat on the carpet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I really fucking had to go!

You ruined my whole vacation!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it was in a middle of a volcano.
You invited me into a holiday into the middle of a volcano!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you wanted a warmer climate!

You forgot to spread joy!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it's not Christmas damnit! (Although my mum just found an old Christmas card from my grandma, and it has 60 FUCKING POUNDS IN IT! Today is a good day.)
You didn't get me a present!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, I hid it and you couldn't find it.

You couldn't find your present!