In My Defense...

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, few people hide an iPad in the back of a toilet.

You ruined my gift!

 

[Neonbob]

in my defense, you shouldn't have put it in a ticking box!

You managed to mess up mac and cheese!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my minion gave me the altered recipe.

You altered the ingredients.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you made a horrible concoction of putrescence!

You gave Ashton Kutcher another job!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense Demi Moore put a gun to the back of my head and started acting like GI Jane.


You laughed at the trailer for Human Centipede.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was fucking hilarious! How did you not?

You broke under pressure!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, it wasn't me, it was the back of my slave.

You jumped the gun!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the other guy jumped his first.

You gave me a gun!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were tired of being defenseless!

You insured my golf cart!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted to take it on the public street, need insurance for that kind of stuff.

You slashed my tires!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to beat you in that race!

You made my legs overheat!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, why did you cover your self in flammable liquids?
You set me on fire!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you looked cold.

You froze the planet!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it is summer, I was hot!
You threw hay on my face! I have hay fever!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, I didn't know that.

You didn't tell me you had hay fever!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you never asked.

You're Canadian!

Spoiler: Fun Fact

I love how I can tell who is and isn't American in this thread

 

[ultimateownage]

You said that before! In my defence, I'm undercover!
You ruined my cover!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was looking for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find.

You couldn't figure out what song I just quoted!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense those quotes we to vague to recognize.


You had me change my avatar.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense we can't have you using avatars of naked women.

You made my women get dressed!