In My Defense...

[Sigel]

In my defense, you asked me to so you could collect the insurance.
You are doing a dance with a Mr. Potato Head.

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, he's a really good dancer.

You lit my squirrel army on fire!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it was winter and they were cold with no place to hibernate.

You burned our crops, poisoned our water supply and delivered a plague onto our people!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, God told me to. He even gave me this staff to do it!

You cheated at the Olympics!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody said I couldn't use those codes.

You burned me with a holy fire!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, holy fires only hurt evil things.

You collapsed a glass house with people inside it!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was just a house of convicts.

You had sex with a different species.

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, it was an alien species extremely close to humans. Just smarter and nicer.

You organized a mass bungie jump, but made sure all the cords snapped.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was a part of my master plan to put competing bungie cords out of business so my new cords could rise to the top.

You got heavily radiated!

 

[Magnatek]

In my defense, I wanted to become the Hulk!

You destroyed Disney World!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you left me alone to dismantle an atomic bomb!
Somebody had to do it. I was just the lucky one.

You stole my cat and made it into a tennis racket!

 

[TheIr0nMike]

In my defense, I prefer an all fur racket

You had sex with a horse

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was on LSD.
It looked like a chick!

You ripped out that kid's braces!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he wasn't going to wear his retainer.

You killed the world's first superhero.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he crashed into my base!
No way was he leaving!

You didn't laugh at my dead baby joke...

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense i wasn't listening when you said it.

you burned the world's first talking ant to death.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he spoke of nothing but hate.

You canceled South Park!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was getting stale.

You didn't kill the mark!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I don't feel like killing myself
[sup]It's funny because that's my name[/sup]

You created mecha-godzilla!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Godzilla was being a ***** to me.
[sup]Heh. Coincidence humor. ^_^[/sup]

You stopped dancing!