In My Defense...

Troublesome Lagomorph

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May 26, 2009
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In my defense, that was a joke on you. That computer was plastic. I thought you would tell, since it was pink and badly made.

You shot down a plane.
 

Jaywebbs

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Sep 24, 2009
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In my defense... on second thought there is no defense, guilty as charged.

You tried to make me believe ghosts were real.
 

Jaywebbs

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Sep 24, 2009
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In my defense there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

You made me think of naughty things
 

Azraellod

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Dec 23, 2008
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in my defense, everything makes you think of naughty things.

you cut off your own foot and served it in a pie.
 

Azraellod

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Dec 23, 2008
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in my defense, i am addicted to it completely, and couldn't help myself.

you stole my kidney.
 

Quotation Marx

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Jun 29, 2009
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No, I stated a fact about your mom. Neither of your feelings matter for the factual opinion I stated was at least somewhat true.

You amassed an annoying amount of alliterations!
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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In my defense, everything eventually expresses entirely erratic...elephantine elevators? Oh, fuck it. I was bored.

You made me think for a minute about my reply!
 

COR 2000

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In my defense, I usually think for an hour for something good to post...

You nuked Neonbob's whales!