In My Defense...

[COR 2000]

In my defense, I protected all the newbs.

You gave me a video game that caused me to become a violent serial killer!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you played it.

You made a Twilight 2!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, It......er......Kristen Stewart is so hot!

You stumped me.

 

[Sam G]

In my defense, hitting you with the whole tree would just be overkill.

You set off a firework in the library!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, it was a library filled with only twilight or twilight-related novels.

You siphoned love from the world to create an extremely dangerous attack!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, the attack would have killed all hate, so the world would be full of love!

You smelt my back!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you had friends hold me down while you laid on my face forcing me to smell it.


You ate all of the cheese in france.

 

[Jaywebbs]

In My Defense there wasn't much there to begin with

Your a arrogant bastard.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you are to bad at grammar be able to give valid opinions.

you sleep hanging upside-down like a bat.

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense you nailed my bed to the wall like that

Your a Grammar Nazi

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I'm illiterate AND have dyslexia.
[sub]And a very similar but sexier disorder, Sexlexia.[/sub]

You were the one that wanted to replace the original cast of Futurama!

 

[Azraellod]

In my defense, it's a coincidence. How would i know your mother's maiden name would be "Azrael".

You made me tired.

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, when your with me, your good time is looong and hard.

You made me feel icky...

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you stole my Ambien thinking it was some viagra.

You got me arrested!

 

[Jaywebbs]

In my defense, it's my job, oh btw you have the right to remain silent...

You accused my of something i didn't do!