The potion is done! Relax, this concoction is not a suppository. It cannot be taken orally, through the eyes, nor through the mail. NAY, it must be taken through the internet! Now after fiddling a lot to get this link to work, I present you with a valentine from me to you:lax4life said:Edit: Oh how could I forget an image for my valentine. Here you are snoogums.NightmareWarden said:I'll sign up. Some of y'all just aren't manly enough to match-up with another man! Move beyond your societal restrictions to give other people frilly pink hearts of love! I have a potion that I'd like to commission to this "Injustice League" for this momentous occasion! Here is a taste of what everyone should prepare for:
Look, if you dare...
This should be more than enough for the entirety of the Escapist, let alone the forumgoers who decide to join in this momentous ceremony!
1. Take several strands off a witch's broom
2. Your metal of choice must be brought from the deepest pits of Tartarus to the skies of your limit
3. Pink food coloring
4. A lethal dosage of dihydrogen-monoxide
So glad you're taking that stance, because now you're stuck with me. So, you go make the potion of loooovve and I'll go get the followers and chocolates. We can have our own suicide cult of Valentines!
Edit: My condolences to Daystar Clarion, I'm sure you must've been terribly saddened by the fact that your valentine was not Fappy.