Insult me in the most creative way possible

[kailus13]

As the title says, come up with the most creative ways to insult me. Or the user above. Or both. Please state which.

If you're wondering why I'm making this game specifically, SanAndreasSmoke told me to

The game is Insult Kailus in the Most Creative Way Possible

Please keep the insults fun, do not insult anyone out of spite. Keep forum games silly!

 

[Fijiman]

You are a pork pie bellied piece of of meat panties with all the stuffings of a fat man named Mumu.

 

[kailus13]

It is clear to me that kailus's intelligence is that of a particularly stupid bacteria.

 

[Fijiman]

Thou art a fart monger.

 

[Dead Seerius]

As the title says, come up with the most creative ways to insult me. Or the user above. Or both. Please state which.

If you're wondering why I'm making this game specifically, SanAndreasSmoke told me to

The game is Insult Kailus in the Most Creative Way Possible

Please keep the insults fun, do not insult anyone out of spite. Keep forum games silly!

Haha I am such a positive influence!

OT: Kailus's mother was a hampster and his father smelt of elderberries!

 

[scorptatious]

You are a foul breathed, water salted, ostrich loving, pile of llama vomit.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You are so stupid that you scored slightly below average on your last math test!

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so fat that I believe his mother was a whale.

 

[Zantos]

You're so stupid you though a tsunami was a type of sushi

 

[Eliam_Dar]

You smell like a Klingon, have the morals of a Ferengi, you are cold as Vulcan and treacherous as a Romulan

 

[Teoes]

Substitute chemistry teacher.

 

[kailus13]

It is believed that kailus is so smelly he disturbs skunks.

 

[Dead Seerius]

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Kailus13 has the most adorable avatar on this site.

It speaks volumes about his character.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Your mother is so corpulent, that when she adorns a yellow raincoat random pedestrians will periodically mistake her for a public transportation vehicle.

 

[kailus13]

It is difficult to tell if kailus has hair, or if he just likes wearing dead animals as a hat.

 

[Teoes]

Yer maw's a DJ in a nu-metal band.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so stupid he can't even tell i'm insulting him.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus wants so hard to be liked and popular, he starts threads and then talks to himself in them.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so stuck up, he talks about himself in third person.