It's Drunken Space Marines vs. Horny Elves in BoneCraft
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I am refusing to wonder this same thing. In fact, this game... It's like Torchlight meets Warhammer 40k meets World of Warcraft/Starcraft meets something by Thrixxx (Excessive x's?).Infernai said:
That...thing...looks like someone mashed a Draenei and a Blood Elf together and gave it a Gnome's face.
Sued for elves, orcs, and space marines?Armored Prayer said:
You're kidding, right? [http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/]
The problem here isn't that this game has sex in it. It's not even that this game is, first and foremost, about sex. The problem is that there is nothing in this game at all except sex. That can work if there is nothing to a product but having sex, but this is intended to be funny, and to have gameplay. The drunk space marine? I hate him already, because he's such a pathetic representation of masculinity and humanity in general. The elves have the advantage of starting the trailer already in the throes of passion, but I'm positive they'd lose their charm very quickly in between orgasms. If they wanted to do this concept, they shouldn't have turned everyone into drooling idiots who can't get over the hawt elf bewbs. They should've just had a bunch of regular space marines, elves, and orcs, all of whom are surprisingly up-front about their libido. People who could refrain from having sex all the time, but who don't have any reason to exercise that kind of restraint. People who no doubt have fascinating personalities and backstories hiding somewhere offscreen, and it's just because of a string of very curious coincidences that we never see any of it, and instead they spend most of the game having sex, and all the time spent not having sex is spent doing something to facilitate having sex, making puns about sex, or, preferably, both.
If enough horny teenagers find out about this, then they might just move away from World of Warcraft and stop asking "serious" gamers (lol, how serious can you be, when you're playing WoW?) if they wanted to cyber all the time.
Can you tell I've played WoW before, but don't now?
Can you tell I've played WoW before, but don't now?
I do believe both of those games can be referred to as shovelware injected with a dose of sex to help it sell.
and to be fair the WoW/starcraft elves & marines do look a bit different to GW stuff. These are just WoW/Starcraft elves/marines with a slightly cartoonified look. Maybe calling it a parody gets them out of it or something...kingcom said:
GRAND! where do i sign up! I have bulging pocket full of dosh and im ready to......erm....(checks how the wind is blowing on the forum). Erm.......Shameful, degrading...terrible! Booo! who made this up? I hope blizzard sues them back to bonertown.
I can't believe what these pervs think they can get away with.
I can't believe what these pervs think they can get away with.
Sorry, I've served my time on WoW and I've reached a similar conclusion to Yahtzee - they're just stat whores, worshipping numbers. Granted, that's what I do all day on Newgrounds, but I feel that is more fulfilling than playing WoW.dogstile said:
I've been on the wagon for 4 years now
