See, this is the sort of thing that is just so stupid it comes full circle and becomes awesome again.
It's Drunken Space Marines vs. Horny Elves in BoneCraft
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xD xD xD xD xD xD xDsunburst313 said:
That was friggin hilarious! I can see the ghost doing an elf and saying:
-come again
-nuclear lauch detected!
-You called down the thunder!
-I think the female ghosts have nicer equipment.
-Did you see that?!?!?
-You know what I like.
-Now that's an asswhooping.
Or alternatively
-Target in my sight!
-Solo operative, right?
This game just might be gold.
Yeah, come to think of it, there has to be a lot of puns to be made on this subject.Captain-Giggles said:
I don't personally know of anyone that has ever purchased any of these games to play. I've always kind of assumed they were some kind of labor-of-no-pun-intended-love, by "fans" for "fans." But I guess, thinking realistically, someone has to make money on it somewhere, right?Andy Chalk said:
Oh, and also, dibs on the use of "zerging" and "Ding!" as euphemisms for orgasm.
That's what she said.Andy Chalk said:
Yeah this sounds pretty stupid but what are you going to do. Some people like games and are hypnotized by the very notion of "bewbs" and will buy this junk.
I HAVE PLAYED BONETOWN.
Okay, now I have lost any credibility my comment could possibly have had, I can talk with the weight of rational thought off my shoulders.
If this turns out like their last game it will basically be a very, very, VERY limited third person sandbox game (think GTA with awful controls, basic graphics and shagging women instead of stealing cars) with a sex mini game that has no gameplay, AT ALL. Seriously, if Bonetown was put on to one of the consoles you would have about six buttons on the controller that did nothing. (Although it would make an amusing Wii game for (im)mature parties at least for the 5 to 10 minutes it would take for the novelty of watching people thrust in front of their TV's to stop being funny.)
Please don't judge me, I was a victim of puerile curiosity.
Okay, now I have lost any credibility my comment could possibly have had, I can talk with the weight of rational thought off my shoulders.
If this turns out like their last game it will basically be a very, very, VERY limited third person sandbox game (think GTA with awful controls, basic graphics and shagging women instead of stealing cars) with a sex mini game that has no gameplay, AT ALL. Seriously, if Bonetown was put on to one of the consoles you would have about six buttons on the controller that did nothing. (Although it would make an amusing Wii game for (im)mature parties at least for the 5 to 10 minutes it would take for the novelty of watching people thrust in front of their TV's to stop being funny.)
Please don't judge me, I was a victim of puerile curiosity.
In this case it would be more like a "pile-on"...Aptspire said:...must...repress...pylons...pun!
You mean it wouldn't be too tight?squid5580 said:
(Honestly, this is literally writing itself...)
Did you actually watch the trailer? Because if you did and you still have to ask that question...archvile93 said:
Where this sounds like spool much fun it has given me the thought: What would a battle between high tech (ie; space marines in there armour with bolters) and magic casters, like what you would find in WoW
Food for thought, also yay porn
-M
Food for thought, also yay porn
-M