NINJA'D! Dammit. But I agree. I'd pull down my pants and make a rape face.PsychicTaco115 said:
Captcha: lo and behold.
Indeed.
It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window
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Captcha: lo and behold.
Indeed.
I'll get my video camera to film it. Then I'll find some evidence left behind by a proxy that links our situations and we can have a cross-over and we can each double our respective audience! Then the dying can commence. Then we blog and film more.SoranMBane said:
Well one, I'll grab my Ak. Two, I'll be doing this while calling 911 on speaker (hands free yay!). Three, I'll then ask them to leave my property and that law enforcement is on their way. They now have around 7-8mins to clear, if their is now response I'll lock, load, and shoot...while warning them that I will open fire.
Lawsuits suck more than creepy folks staring though my window. Wouldn't be the first time its happened too. Except that was a Jehova witness that walked trough our front door while we were working in the yard.
Lawsuits suck more than creepy folks staring though my window. Wouldn't be the first time its happened too. Except that was a Jehova witness that walked trough our front door while we were working in the yard.
Either *literally* shit my pants in terror, or grab the knife from my bedside drawer (was a present, got nowhere else to keep it) and yell incoherently at him. Also try and figure out how he climbed onto the second storey of my house.
Nah. I'd just pull out a sixer, go and sit on the porch and toss him a beer. All the guy wants is some companionship - resisting him is what makes you go all Totheark or HABIT or Observer-ish, depending on which serial you follow.SoranMBane said:
Give him an hour or two of just venting about how it sucks that Shub-Niggurath and Nyarlathotep have about zero respect for his snazzy sartorial habits, and you'll be fine. Just don't accept if he offers to spacefold you to the corner market for a refill, because folding space is what makes you See Forever. You'll get to the Seven-Eleven, alright, but you'll be out of your fucking mind by then.
Begin to rub the goat blood I had been drinking on my nipple. I would then ask him if he would like to participate in a dark rit- I mean scientific study.
If he hasn't run away in fear yet then I can't be accountable for my actions.
If he hasn't run away in fear yet then I can't be accountable for my actions.
Sounds like a typical Tuesday. Given that there is at the barest minimum at least one deadly weapon in every room in my house, if not more (plus carefully hidden ones outside of the house in the yard. I would most likely take two steps and be fully loaded and ready for anything.
Crazy nutjob impression, no question about it. I even have a rebuilt ragged looking machete to wave around to complete the image.
*looks outside*
Nope, nobody. This thread is a lie good sir.
Also my room is on a second floor with like a 15 foot sheer wall underneath it... Someone would need to get a pretty tall ladder to do that.
Nope, nobody. This thread is a lie good sir.
Also my room is on a second floor with like a 15 foot sheer wall underneath it... Someone would need to get a pretty tall ladder to do that.
