It's time for obscure quote theater!!!

Ironsouled

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ewhac said:
Ironsouled said:
"Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!"
"What's a Nubian?"

*blam!*
Quoting Chasing Amy with Chasing Amy I see...

Howabout this one?

?I had passed from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat
women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace,
and joy and love."

It'd be easier... too easy... if I added the last bit.
 

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"And you think I called [em]myself[/em] Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by SuperVolt. 'Black Vulcan' was Aquaman's idea, and I said, 'Well maybe we should just call you White Fish.'"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. Good taste good sir.
 

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Ironsouled said:
"I had passed from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat
women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace,
and joy and love."

It'd be easier... too easy... if I added the last bit.
"And then some git brought me back to life."
 

Ironsouled

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ewhac said:
Ironsouled said:
"I had passed from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat
women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace,
and joy and love."

It'd be easier... too easy... if I added the last bit.
"And then some git brought me back to life."
Ahh, Yahtzee.

"And if they fall as Lucifer fell, the flame, the sword!"
 

HobbyJim

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thiosk said:
I don't like sand. Its coarse and rough.

Not soft and smooth... like you
After this line, everyone in the theater commits seppuku.
Attacks of zee clones. The WORST offender of ALL of them, obviously. Here's one:

"And on the 7th day he rested. But before he did, God took a squat over the side of England, and what came out of him....was Ireland."

Here's one more, "Hey, wait a minute, aren't you the guy that f***ed the pie?"
 

HobbyJim

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Ironsouled said:
ewhac said:
Ironsouled said:
"I had passed from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat
women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace,
and joy and love."

It'd be easier... too easy... if I added the last bit.
"And then some git brought me back to life."
Ahh, Yahtzee.

"And if they fall as Lucifer fell, the flame, the sword!"
Ah dude Les Mis! Fuck yes musical references on the escapist!!!
 

ewhac

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Probably a dead giveaway, but here ya go:

"Mr. B Natural. What a guy! Yes, Mr. B Natural is a decidedly modern man. Ignoring the constrictions placed upon him by modern society, Mr. B Natural dresses as he does, just as he sees fit. If this means dressing in a shimmering leotard and a powder blue note-spangled jacket, and climbing through the windows of young troubled middle-schoolers to play clarinet with them 'til the wee hours, waking them the next day to whisper in their tender ears, I say more power to him!"
 

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Two different characters

"Time is not your enemy. Forever is."

and

"I'm not staring. I'm drooling."
 

Brownie101

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Now to answer an unanswered one.

LFC Scouser said:
Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape
Deadpool. I knew I'd read that online somewhere. Thank you TVTropes for helping me remember.

This should be easy. Hint: It's not V for Vendetta.

We are oft to blame in this,--
'Tis too much proved--that with devotion's visage
And pious action we do sugar o'er
The devil himself.
 

Ironsouled

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"He held his breath and swam to the top
He borrowed beans from his mom and pop
and opened up his own coffee shop
down in queens"
 

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
 

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scifidownbeat said:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof: he's gone.
come on, that's easy, usual suspects

Mine:"What if I told you they weren't just twins, but EVIL twins"