Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

[JWAN]

OH LAWDY LAWDY THANK YA MISTAH JACK THOMPSONAH YOU AREAH HELPING US UNCULTURED SUB-GROUP COMBAT THE ... fuck it, your stupid jack, no one likes you. Even the people who are on "your side" don't like you. You were disbarred, shut the hell up. -love the world.


And i would like to note that didn't he lose both of his lawsuits against Nintendo and Sony?

"I win like always" my ass

AHAHAHAHA
LAWDY LAWD
that was exactly what I was thinking, fucking hilarious.
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Ok jack, lets just take this outside

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

OH LAWDY LAWDY THANK YA MISTAH JACK THOMPSONAH YOU AREAH HELPING US UNCULTURED SUB-GROUP COMBAT THE ... fuck it, your stupid jack, no one likes you. Even the people who are on "your side" don't like you. You were disbarred, shut the hell up. -love the world.


And i would like to note that didn't he lose both of his lawsuits against Nintendo and Sony?

"I win like always" my ass

I noticed that too, he is clearly delusional. He should really see a doctor.

 

[samsonguy920]

He should take that act on the comic venues. He'll be off Broadway in no time.

Pshht, I don't need no cheat codes...

 

[Autofaux]

Not without you, Mr. Thompson. Not without you.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

he needs to die

 

[MaVeN1337]

Why doesn't he just die already!?

The world will be a better place without his, Ill informed, ignorant ass.

 

[ElephantGuts]

After reading that it's difficult to believe those words came from the mind of a grown man.

 

[antipunt]

"I win again, as usual," Thompson wrote. "Any gamers who don't think so and who don't appreciate what I do to protect our culture can go to Hell."

You mad?

 

[joshthor]

On one hand, this guy's full of shit. One the other hand, EA is a laughable excuse for a game company that hasn't made a decent game in years and has survived SOLELY through shameless milking of its past franchises.

Tolls trolling trolls. 4chan has finally hit reality.

while i agree with your first point ea makes some great games. ever play dragon age? mass effect? dead space? mirrors edge? need for speed most wanted? crysis? battlefield games? the list goes on and on. if your going by milking old franchises go with activision. (though they make some great games too)

edit: now its trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

edit 2: ...trolling trolls

 

[Siuki]

We already have BEEN to Hell. It's called "Doom".

Isn't it called Damnation?

OT: I can't believe people can even think this way. We need to get him him into an accident and have him fixed up by the world's top scoring Donkey Kong player. Who is a surgeon. And then tell him the news.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I think it's funny that gamers are implored (by me and many people) to take the high road and not talk smack about Thompson, belittle him without valid reason, or make violent statements regarding him, and we on the whole do pretty well with this, then he stands up and tells us all to go to hell and follows it up with this patronizing cheat code comment. Watching his descent from ill-informed, well-intentioned attorney to vengeful, shit-talking, disbarred attorney has been a cathartic joy.

 

[wiiwiieddie]

i have to admit he is a rather ballsy opponite for gamers. also, if he acts like an ass, we dont seem like asses by comparision

 

[daspaintrain]

You know what sucks? Nobody can kill this guy. Then it'll look like he won, and that some guy went nuts because of video games, and took it out on poor Jack Thompson.

It's a damn shame, it is.

 

[brodie21]

Dear Mr. Thompson,

Nobody gives a shit.

Sincerely,

The World

 

[jamradar]

Wow this douchebag is still alive, I thought for sure that someone had gotten rid of him by now.

*sigh*

*gets out baseball bat and plastic bag*

 

[Sporky111]

That's hilarious. Kudos to that games journalist for seeing an opportunity to do this. I can't stop laughing.

I knew Jack was stupid, but who knew he would make it so easy for his target to lampoon him. He had to know that a gaming magazine wouldn't take him seriously. I'll bet he was just waiting for a chance like this to be all smug.

 

[The Bandit]

Well, he did win. But, I dunno about the "as usual" part. If by "as usual" he means "for the first time ever" then yes. I agree.

 

[Vohn_exel]

Wow, I always just figured he was some disgruntled old man. Now, after reading that, he seems bitter or just a jerk. Maybe he has the wrong view of gamers, like how I used to think that New York was all city or my friend from New York thought Texas was all desert (what? We were like 13.)

Maybe he just needs to actually meet some gamers and talk to us. We're not all evil and I don't plan on going to hell anytime soon. Or maybe he's just a bitter old jerk.

 

[Skeith2005]

There's hilariously stupid, but... This is to the point of being sad. Someone really needs to have that man sectioned. Out of curiosity, when was the last time the man actually WON one of the countless lawsuits he's been throwing around since 1997?

 

[Timzilla]

In the words of Christopher Walkin, "This guy, is un-fucking believable"