Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

uppitycracker

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eyes immediately go to "I won, as usual"

rage ensued

monitor destroyed

mankind is doomed
 
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lacktheknack said:
We already have BEEN to Hell. It's called "Doom".
We even killed Satan.

Dante's Inferno

Wow, a reverse spoiler. Huh.

So yeah, we basically made hell our *****.

Your move Thompson.
 

The Wykydtron

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What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.
This.

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Rednog

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Wow I had completely forgotten about this lunatic. Since I hadn't heard his nutty banter in months I honestly thought he'd run off to be the Vice President of Al Gore's basement.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Haha what a putz. Man always has that one picture, of looking like he just wet himself. As if that nuisance had anything to do with EA's decision.

Irridium said:
lacktheknack said:
We already have BEEN to Hell. It's called "Doom".
We even killed Satan.

Dante's Inferno

Wow, a reverse spoiler. Huh.

So yeah, we basically made hell our *****.

Your move Thompson.
Let us not forget that we've walked in and out of it several times in God of War, been traipsing about it's ceilings and walls in Bayonetta, and smacked both Angels and Demons around in Darksiders. And, you know, the fifty other games where we do such things on a regular basis.
 

BreakfastMan

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Anybody else get the feeling that Jack Thompson has just been trolling us for all these years? Because it definitely looks that way from here. I mean, no one can be that self-deluded right?
 

Phase_9

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Is he seriously that delusional and self-centered. It kind of sounds like he has narcissistic personality disorder.
 

Mr. Omega

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To Mr. Thompson

You win as always?
This is the first time, and it wasn't even because of you! You had nothing to do with this.

Good to see you've at least abandoned the last shred of professionalism you had with the "go to hell" comment and are finally being yourself to the media: An immature, self-absorbed man-child throwing a temper tantrum.

I hope you're happy with this "win", because at the end of the day, MoH will still sell, gamers will be happy, and you'll still be a disbarred laughing stock who nobody takes seriously. Enjoy your fake "win", you have far more REAL loses.
 

Prof. Monkeypox

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Oh Jackie T. you so silly. Don't even know when you've lost, so you just ride the coattails of issues you happen to be standing next to.

No need to get so violent, now.
 

Contun

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Oh, look everybody! Jack Tompson has something to say....

Yeah... Oh, really Jack? Go on... yeah... yeah... Yes, sometimes water falls from the sky, that's called raining... yeah... You don't say Jack... Ohoho, Okay Jack, I'll see you later lil' guy...

Nothing special, as usual.

He's gotten enough attention for now. He'll probably come back in a few months proclaiming that Mario is teaching children how to get high.
 

Soulgaunt

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Haha, this guy is just great. I wish I was in such a position to troll so many people with so little effort. :D
 

teh_Canape

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so, he claims victory for major ass-hattery?

just because he managed to make EA rename a team "oppossing forces" instead of talibans?
man this guy's idiocy goes beyond boundaries known to men

also, I'm pretty sure this is what happened when EA decided to change names:

-"sir, we have now another asshole complaining and saying shit about us having a team called talibans"
-"jeez, another one?, you know what?, fuck it, I'm tired of all this bullshit, let's change the fucking name so they cut that shit out"
-"but, wouldnt that give the feeling that we're pussying out?"
-"I don't care! I just want them to pick up their and go away from my front yard!"
 

Senaro

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"I win again, as usual"

What plane of existence is this guy thinking on? His concept of winning and losing is more out of touch than that russian guy in Iron Man 2, or Wim Plo in Kung Pow.
 

TLatshaw

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Saving our culture in such a cultured way. He has surely shown us who is the gentleman here.
 

Amethyst Wind

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"I win! I got a violent videogame off the market!"

"Uh, Jack..."

"What is it? I'm celebra-gloating here!"

"They're still selling the game, they just changed a few names to put them in line with a game that was released 2 years ago (CoD4 and Unspecifiedistan). Apart from that the game's the same."

"........."
 

Mr.Squishy

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Hopefully, this guy will join Tim Langdell in the group of people classified by law as a "troll". Besides, didn't he get barred from ever being a lawyer ever again or something?