Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

[lee1287]

Lets just kill him. We'd be receieved as gods.

 

[Sansha]

'I win again, as usual'

When has he ever won in the past?

 

[Battenbergcake]

Let the man live in his little world of pretend, no one gives an effective shit anyway, the man does not deserve the effort of even our fecal matter.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

He uses cheat codes? Obviously he must have been hacking away at the matrix what with all of the spare time he has since he lost his job.

 

[Chewster]

I claim victory over the fact that he is no longer a lawyer and that even his own peers think he is a joke.

 

[spartan773]

What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.

or how about a pie in the face?

hmmm, okay, but it better be custard, or else...

all i have is cherry. the red cherry juice could stain his suit.

 

[C95J]

What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.

or how about a pie in the face?

hmmm, okay, but it better be custard, or else...

all i have is cherry. the red cherry juice could stain his suit.

um okay then, go nuts...

 

[Standby]

Who was the journalist and why was he asking questions to someone who i'd actually completely forgotten about.
Seriously, just ignore the guy and he ceases to be a problem.

 

[Stabby Joe]

On comments, 12 pages... I don't even need to post a comment.

 

[syntrix]

Oooo Jack, you be trollin brother!

 

[spartan773]

What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.

or how about a pie in the face?

hmmm, okay, but it better be custard, or else...

all i have is cherry. the red cherry juice could stain his suit.

um okay then, go nuts...

there's always crashing a pie truck into the front of his house.

 

[world_of_dragons]

..... That's it, I'm gonna go score a headshot off this asshole. Anyone wanna come with?

 

[Dfskelleton]

Alright, Jack. If you think you go to hell because I don't appreciate you, I'll be waiting there for you. So will this guy:

and this guy:

And these guys:

And this guy, who you should be afraid of the most:

Why, BECAUSE HE BLOW THE PLACE UP EVERY TUESDAY (In hell, every day is tuesday.)
See ya here!

I know this is a double post and all, but you win post of the year. Congratulations!

(Are those from Doom or Doom 2?)

Thanks, and those are from Doom 2. Everyone who was in Doom 1 is in Doom 2, plus a few new ones. I'm pretty sure doom 3 had Jack Thompson in it, he looked like this:

 

[C95J]

What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.

or how about a pie in the face?

hmmm, okay, but it better be custard, or else...

all i have is cherry. the red cherry juice could stain his suit.

um okay then, go nuts...

there's always crashing a pie truck into the front of his house.

perfect...

 

[Zelbio]

Sorry I've already played Dante's Inferno.
B.S
The whole Taliban thing felt like a publicity stunt just to get the name out there.
But I don't know, I wont lose any sleep over it.

 

[LordXel]

Oh good ol Jack it's like you never left us.

 

[Hawkeye16]

He WOULD know the go to hell cheat code, its how he gets home everyday.

 

[Siberian Relic]

EA. Put it back in. I want to see the look on this guy's face when he has to eat his own words.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The man didn't do Jack (Hey Pun!). He stood there picking his nose till EA caved in. How many times have you heard his name mentioned during the controversy? Like, what? Once, Tops?

This man has an inflated ego and he deserves to suck needly cocks in hell till his mouth resembles that of a fucking cenobite.