Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

nyttyn

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I think he has gone beyond simple trolldom now. He now thinks that he is the center of the entire unvierse, and anyone who beilives otherwise can go to hell. At least at this point he's completely harmless.
 

l0rD ChUcKl3s

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protect your culture? you mean by turning America into a repressive socialist country like china? you are, in some sense, a socialist un-American pig
 

Ickorus

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See, this guy saying that makes me think more and more that he lost a game of pong once and in his rage declared a crusade against games and gamers.
 

FalloutJack

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I like to keep an eye on Jack, just to see how far gone he is lately. Let's take a look at the scoreboard, shall we?

Jack Thompson

Disbarred, check.
Publically ridiculed and humiliated, check.
Considered an irritation by all legal factions and important figures he's ever contacted, check.
Proven time and again to be full of himself, WHOA CHECK.
In denial of reality itself, VERY CHECK.


Did I miss anything? I don't see what kind of 'victory' this would be anyway. What's Jackie-boy trying to prove these days, other than the fact that he still exists? I bet if we try hard enough, we can make him believe that he doesn't.
 

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"Any gamers that don't know how to get to Hell on an expedited basis, let me know, and I'll send along the cheat code to get there more quickly."

"I have used it several times myself so I know it works, but I have magical armor that protects me, so I always come back", Jack added while flapping his ears and hovering towards the ceiling.
 

The Austin

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Dfskelleton said:
The Austin said:
Dfskelleton said:
Alright, Jack. If you think you go to hell because I don't appreciate you, I'll be waiting there for you. So will this guy:

and this guy:

And these guys:



And this guy, who you should be afraid of the most:

Why, BECAUSE HE BLOW THE PLACE UP EVERY TUESDAY (In hell, every day is tuesday.)
See ya here!
I know this is a double post and all, but you win post of the year. Congratulations!

(Are those from Doom or Doom 2?)
Thanks, and those are from Doom 2. Everyone who was in Doom 1 is in Doom 2, plus a few new ones. I'm pretty sure doom 3 had Jack Thompson in it, he looked like this:
Ha! The resemblance is uncanny!
 

jimduckie

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gee its been awhile ,even though i don't care for EA games this is still wrong of them to censor the taliban reference in the game,the russians,chiniese,and others never complained...as for mr. thompson,he can fuck off anytime,his opinion means nothing
 

SageSteven

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In the process of fighting a never ending battle against "cultural obscenity", Jack Thompson has been tumbling towards rock bottom. A quick visit to his Wikipedia page in addition to this news begs the question, where the fuck is rock bottom for this guy?
 

XJ-0461

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You know, he's right. He's doing a great job to protect our culture... by giving a fledging media no chance to prove itself and belittling and mocking the opinions of others.

Honestly, how can people take him seriously?
 

mew4ever23

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The cheat code bit was actually quite clever, but seriously, this guy needs to stop.

"I win again, as usual," Thompson wrote. "Any gamers who don't think so and who don't appreciate what I do to protect our culture can go to Hell."
My response (aimed directly at the man): Sit down and shut up, you assclown. You had nothing to do with it. People that actually matter pressured EA into removing the Taliban, not you. Also, when have you ever won a fight against a video game?
 

Kukakkau

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He's a lawyer... he has a spot in the queue to hell especially reserved

Also "trying to protect our culture" and "can go to hell" - haha niiice those phrases really go together
 

Jabberwock xeno

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You know what, I know what we should do:

Everyone should tart referring to the Taliban as "OpFOR", just like how poeple started calling "Hell" as "HFIL" after DBZ!