Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

[Shycte]

Well, with a ego like that what is to expect?

 

[Wildcard5]

When was the last time Mr. Thompson won again?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Wow. He just took a shit on the Chess board then flew away declaring victory.

Why isn't this carbon-based distillation of stupid in prison yet? Preferably with a life-long ban from any and all influence in the world?

 

[Painful illusion]

I really can't help but chuckle every time I see or hear this guys name. He seems like he grew up without any toys or attention from his father or something.

 

[Mikeyfell]

so what did EA do about all that get all the voice actors back in the booth to say "Toliban" and cut it over "Taliban" every time it was said?

 

[DarthFennec]

"Any gamers who ... don't appreciate what I do to protect our culture can go to Hell."
Okay Jack, I'll see you there ^_^

Also:

And cue my reply written in C#.

smallMindedBigot jackThompson = new smallMindedBigot();

while(humanity.contains(jackThompson) || jackThompson.getFollowers != null){

despairForHumanity();

}
try{
rejoice();
humanity.evolve();
}
catch(Exception e){

MessageBox.show("An error occurred while trying to Rejoice and Evolve. There may be other smallMindedBigot's preventing this from occurring. Please try to remove all smallMindedBigot's from the ArrayList of humanity before calling these functions");

}

//Indenting seems to be auto-removed by the post function, sorry about that guys.

This is win.

 

[pretentiousname01]

Wasn't his original intention to get it banned?

A name change is hardly a ban.

 

[RaikuFA]

did he... did he just threaten to kill detractors?

 

[starwarsgeek]

"I win again, as usual,"

*cough*disbarred*cough*

 

[spartan773]

What an ass...

Someone should go round to his house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers... slap him. Right in the face.

or how about a pie in the face?

hmmm, okay, but it better be custard, or else...

all i have is cherry. the red cherry juice could stain his suit.

um okay then, go nuts...

there's always crashing a pie truck into the front of his house.

perfect...

and rigging the truck to explode like a nuclear bomb of cherry pie filling.

hmmm, something tells me that this may get a little out of hand

no, it'll go perfect. you can't blame gaming on that.

 

[magma]

I've been to hell, hell's a wonderful place and it's filled with cake as it is a lie in the mortal realm; evil as defined by Jack Thompson is freely encouraged so it's a place of absolute joy where only things of infinite fun roam.

We have been blessed with a place of infinite peace, harmony and awesomeness... all because Jack Thompson determines moral objectivity now.

High-fives anyone?

 

[SaunaKalja]

Wasn't there just recently a story about Jack Thompson is actually a real person and doesn't hate games and gamers? I guess it was just that, a story.

Well J-T, here's a cheat code you could use:
1) Take a rake
2) Insert in your own ass
3) Take rake out of your ass
4) Goto 2

 

[cocoadog]

Well I don't believe in hell so I think not. However he is welcome to join me for a nice bit of rotting in the ground. Seriously though he is obviously mentally handicapped why does he get so much attention?

 

[elricik]

If Thompson says I'm going to hell then I think that almost guarantees I'll be going to Heaven instead.

 

[MB202]

First of all, I thought the Taliban was just changed to "the opposing force" in the game.

Second... Jack Thompson... Wow, I didn't think he'd be THIS much of an ass, but I guess I must have been giving him too much credit before.

 

[RooftopAssassin]

This might be kind of late but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo4Vtp2prc4

This guy's got it down when it comes down to Jack Thompson.

My opinion: Should have kept the Taliban.