Jack Thompson Claims Victory in MOH Taliban Removal

Lou

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"O hai Satan! Jack Thompson told me to go here!"

Some people never learn to stay quiet..
 

crimsonshrouds

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I say spam his inbox with requests for this "cheat" and let the national news know that he wants a bunch of people to go to hell and he has the "cheat" to get them there.
 

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And in other news, the "Opposing Force" skins in the new EA game "Medal of Honor" have all inexplicably been replaced with identical white-haired green-eyed caucasians, all of whom are vaguely angry about something. EA's motivations are not quite clear at this time, but one thing's for certain: the game's sales to the geriatric market just took a hit.
 

FinalHeart95

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I'm driving the fucking tour bus in hell. It's kinda hot down here.

I think he's seriously starting to lose his mind though.
 
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I don't get to play as "Chelsea" in PES, but if I select "London FC" I still get Drogba and Lampard...

The Taliban are still in MoH, in every way other than name. It's such a subtle change that I can't quite get my head around why anyone thinks that the situation is different at all. They're probably the same people who think "fuck" is an unacceptable word to print in a newspaper, but "f**k" is fine. "F**k" means "fuck", just as much as "fuck" means "fuck"...

The attention that these media whores have brought to this non-issue has only served to implant the word "Taliban" into everyones minds. "Opposing force" means "Taliban" in the minds of everyone who will play the game.

If I had ruined my career fighting a fight that most people didn't want to be fought, I would probably claim dillusional little victories too.
 

icame

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This guys approaching Boby Kotick. THAT right there folks, is an achievement.
 

FightThePower

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Yeah it was all you. Not like there was a major member of the UK Government who also wanted to stop this - EA definitely listened to just you, what with you being an incredibly prestigious lawyer and all.
 

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Sounds like Al Gore found a worthy nemesis for public attention hog. I think this looser is actually worse than the president of the man-bear-pig defense group, so it'll be interesting to see how Gore 1ups him
 

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see Ea you try to give some respect to our armed forces over seas, and look what happens. This ass says it was all him that did it. JT can blow me
 

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You had nothing to do with this you moron! You're the guy who shows up late to the party smelling like weed and tries to hit on girls by using the lie that is your party.

I swear karma is going to kill that man.
 
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Yes mister disbarred, you are absolutely the reason EA pulled something from their game that the US military was complaining about.

This guy cracks me up every time I see him.

And by the way Jacky, I have already been to multiple versions of Hell on multiple occasions. And you know what? I kicked it's ass.
 

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Sexual Harassment Panda said:
The attention that these media whores have brought to this non-issue has only served to implant the word "Taliban" into everyones minds. "Opposing force" means "Taliban" in the minds of everyone who will play the game.
And I'd be willing to bet that anyone who plays this game will continue to call them the "Taliban" as well.
 

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Good for you Jack! Oh, HEY EVERYBODY! Just incase you didnt know, I invented the polio vaccine and the discoevered the cure to AIDs a while back in Germany...


God that man is a fucking ass...
 

Drakmorg

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Awwww, he still thinks he has influence in society. He doesn't yet realize that he's nothing but a living joke. isn't that cute.
 

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Taliban renaming to the typical OpFor had more to do with the US Army threatening to withdraw support for the game due to the controvery.

I like how he also claimed "victory as usual". Even if some machina of twisted logic could attribute this victory to him, even in part, it would be the first victory he has accomplsihed in relation to video games ever.
 

Dfskelleton

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Alright, Jack. If you think you go to hell because I don't appreciate you, I'll be waiting there for you. So will this guy:

and this guy:

And these guys:



And this guy, who you should be afraid of the most:

Why, BECAUSE HE BLOW THE PLACE UP EVERY TUESDAY (In hell, every day is tuesday.)
See ya here!