Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Rahnzan]

I'm a zombie hunting ninja in powered armor who runs around space platforms killing random aliens. I frequent hollowed ground and when I'm not hunting zombies, aliens, or alien zombies, I often find myself accepting contracts to murder high profile targets, who may or may not be aliens, and then kill them again when they inevitably turn up to be zombies.

 

[King of the N00bs]

Id be a guy who throws imaginary masked beings at eachother,stuffs missile explosive swords up my enemys asses all the while trying to knock them as far as i can

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Jack Thompson thinks I am a cowboy Jedi with the ability to perform amazing parkour actions and time travel.
Games used:
Call of Jaurez: Bound in Blood
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

 

[LockeDown]

... I am an angel in a centerfold (Whoever gets the song reference has good taste in music)

J. Giles Band, "Centerfold". I wouldn't classify it as good, but nor would I necessarily call it bad either.

Semi OT:

...according to Jack Thompson anyway.

 

[DazBurger]

I KEEL BOARS!

 

[Remleiz]

Im a pro-wrestling roadie for a heavy metal band who can change his form to a fighter jet whilst ditching class in a school for demons

[see Smackdown vs Raw 2010, Brutal Legend, Transformers revenge of the fallen (shut up i like it!) and Disgaea 3]

 

[Pokedude1013]

not too far from the truth?

 

[LivingInStereo]

I'm a sneaky member of an almost extinct race of creatures who excels at creating "gadgets", fights vampires for the cause of liberating the people of the earth from their tyrannical rule and studies law on the side.

Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, Lunar Knights and Ace Attorney.

 

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

I am a SPESS MEHREEN FIGHTAN FER DA EMPRAH

 

[Sonicron]

Aparently I am a time-travelling shape-shifting assassin with a black cape and a magical guitar.

(Prince of Persia, Prototype, Assassin's Creed, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Brütal Legend)

 

[-=Spy=-]

According to JT, I can

Dogfight in planes (Crimson Skies)
Engage in Death Race style combat (Full Auto)
Escape from prison IN SPACE (Escape from Butcher Bay)
Use Modern weaponry (Ghost Recon)
Take on hordes of zombies (L4D)

Had no idea.

 

[NBSRDan]

I am a professional drummer suffering from malaria who flies from planet to planet fighting corrupt alien governments and collecting balls of electricity, but only if I'm taking them from other thieves.

 

[sarahvait]

Maybe I'll just stick with what games I'm currently in process of playing, in which case.

I'm a detective slowly being driven insane by the madness in the dark recesses of the human mind and edges of reality. I have a special gun I can materialize out of thin air that only I can use, but I may not be able to control it all the time, and can fight against evil by shooting myself in the head and summoning creatures from my own psyche. Oh, but all this is actually just a dream that I'm having while slowly wasting away from tuberculosis. I'll soon be heading into misty jungles in search of my ancestor's secret treasure.

(Darkness Within, Wild Arms 5, Persona 3 and 4, Eternal Sonata, Drake's Fortune)

 

[CobaltBomber]

I'm a member of a space faring race with four arms, the ability to shoot bees at people, who runs around looting from treasure chests in a zombie infested post-apocalyptic Washington DC , armed with a variety of weapons, abilities, magic, and a dog, all while trying to find some kid for some guy who knew the Emperor of Mankind, who was killed for some reason while I was fighting Orks in my jail cell.

I'm also looking for my father who was killed by Darth Vader.

Spore, Bioshock, ES IV: Oblivion, Fable 2, L4D, Fallout 3, The Force Unleashed, 40K.

 

[Shynobee]

Hmm, aparantly I'm a...

Murdering, Plasma Rifle wielding, acrobatic assassin, sniping, backstabbing, spychecking, portal creating, alchemist guitar god. Sweet.

(Oblivion, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed, CoD 4, Team Fortress 2, Portal, Torchlight, Guitar hero)

 

[Drakmorg]

An adventuring mercenary who thinks violence is the universal solution to every problem.

 

[Duke Nil]

I am any of quite a number of heroes roaming around chernobyl slaying dragons and north koreans with the aid of genetic enhancements and the ability to call in off-map artillery strikes and Tiger Ace tanks. That is, until the aliens show.

(Heroes of Newerth + stalker soc + dragon age + crysis + bioshock + company of heroes). Good thread

 

[ZeroMachine]

*looks over games*

Jack Thompson thinks I'm a serial killer/rapist.

Really, though, he thinks we all are, even if you play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

 

[Jenova65]

He thinks that I am the only person who (along with my misfit friends) can save the world from a terrible evil, he may also assume that I am a 17 year old orphan boy who has no idea where these special powers come from, and in thinking this he couldn't be more wrong.................. I am a 43 year old woman whose superpower is making damn good coffee (but that is still useful right?)
Based on nearly every RPG you are ever likely to pick up ;-)

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'm a post-apocalyptic tournament fighter who uses ludicrous weaponry, genetic modifications, and self-created magic to kill demons on Mars with three assorted people at his side.

Spoiler: Want to guess?

Fallout Trilogy box set, Left 4 Dead, Unreal Anthology box set, Bioshock, Doom 3 and Oblivion.