I'm a russian, terrorist killer, who wanders around DC and pounces on people who say "pills here"
GTA IV, CoD 4, Fallout 3, L4D
GTA IV, CoD 4, Fallout 3, L4D
Jack Thompson thinks i am....
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A murderous shapeshifter who has tons of sex with aliens when he's not rummaging through old trashbins and refrigerators looking for hand grenades and bottles of soda.
Prototype, Mass Effect, Fallout 3.
Prototype, Mass Effect, Fallout 3.
I'm a piniata who goes around digging gardens in which to bury the heads of the various political figureheads I assassinate. And also I tend to banish evil men who can turn into giant pig-like beasts with my master sword, whilst jumping on the heads of innocent turtles.
viva piniata, assassin's creed, zelda, mario
viva piniata, assassin's creed, zelda, mario
-pulls out some games from shelf-
Once more, using Steam.
I am a super-suited nano soldier (Crysis) who was alive during WWII's greatest battles in the European Theatre (CoD2) that can do parkour (Prince of Persia new) and am a politician (Political Machine 2008 (It was $5)) in underwater cities (BioShock) and in fictional Chinese-American-Muslim nation wars (Battlefield 2) and Venezuela (Mercenaries 2) in uter space helping evolution (Spore) and a Vegas Counter-Terrorist (Rainbow 6 Vegas 2) whilst in a medeval setting (Oblivion) IN SPACE (Dead Space) with Pacific Theater veterans (CoD:W@W); all while in a nanosuit (Crysis Warhead).
I am Tim (Braid), Commanding and Conquering as 3 armies (C&C Red Alert 3) during a reSourceful CounterStrike (CSS) helping with a Day of Defeat (DoDS) with an Empire that I'm at Total War with (Empire Total War) in post-apocalyptia (Fallout 3) IN AFRICA (Far Cry 2) modding along with Garry (Garry's Mod) while thefting IV autos (GTA4) in San Andreas (GTA:SA) and Vice City (GTA:VC) with 2 deadly half-life episodes (HL2, HL2
M, HL2: Episodes 1 and 2, and Half-Lives GldSrc and Source) Leaving people for dead (L4D) as a demo (L4D2 demo) killing the zombies with plants (Plants vs. Zombies) going through Portals (Portal) in the 2nd row of saints (Saints Row 2) Beyond Sid Meyer's Civilizations (Civ4 and Beyond the Sword) in a second Teamed Fortress (TF2) with some jets (HAWX) in a world in Conflict (World in Conflict) with a why-the-fuck I-wanna-play-now! (Modern Warfare 2) in New Orleans (L4D2) surfing my MP3's (AudioSurf) Beyond the good and evil (Beyond Good and Evil) with the blazing angels (Blazing Angels 1) with my brothers going to Hill 30 (BiA: Road to Hill 30) with a piece of bullshit (Clive Barker's Jericho) with opposing companies of heroes (CoH and Opposing Fronts) with some wacky contraptions (Crazy Machines 2) with evil saviors of mysticism (Dark Messiah Might and Magic) in the darkest hour (Darkest Hour) in a drug war (Drug Wars, formerly Merchants of Brooklyn) eating (Eets) in original fear (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin) crying far from home (Far Cry) with 2 Ghost teams (G.R.A.W. 1 and 2) thefting not 1, not 2, but 3 more autos (GTA 1, 2, and 3) in a second Gravitron (Gravitron 2) at a lost coast (HL2: Lost Coast) in a blue shift (HL: Blue Shift) with digital liquids (I-Fluid) with planes (IL-2 Sturmovik) with our sea (Mare Nostrum) with multiwinians (Multiwinia) who are an opposing force (Opposing Force) seeing 3 princes [one of Sandy Time, one of Inner Warriors, and one with Two Thrones] (PoP original trilogy) in a pretty vegas (Rainbow 6 Vegas) catching rays (Raycatcher) during the red musical (Red Orchestra) on a boat (The Ship) with Stalin during his war with the aliens (Stalin v. Martians) being followed (STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl) in a classical fortress (TFC) during the EndWar (EndWar) during my second trial (Trials 2) while the universe fights for Earth (Universe at War) with a gooey planet (World of Goo)
M, HL2: Episodes 1 and 2, and Half-Lives GldSrc and Source) Leaving people for dead (L4D) as a demo (L4D2 demo) killing the zombies with plants (Plants vs. Zombies) going through Portals (Portal) in the 2nd row of saints (Saints Row 2) Beyond Sid Meyer's Civilizations (Civ4 and Beyond the Sword) in a second Teamed Fortress (TF2) with some jets (HAWX) in a world in Conflict (World in Conflict) with a why-the-fuck I-wanna-play-now! (Modern Warfare 2) in New Orleans (L4D2) surfing my MP3's (AudioSurf) Beyond the good and evil (Beyond Good and Evil) with the blazing angels (Blazing Angels 1) with my brothers going to Hill 30 (BiA: Road to Hill 30) with a piece of bullshit (Clive Barker's Jericho) with opposing companies of heroes (CoH and Opposing Fronts) with some wacky contraptions (Crazy Machines 2) with evil saviors of mysticism (Dark Messiah Might and Magic) in the darkest hour (Darkest Hour) in a drug war (Drug Wars, formerly Merchants of Brooklyn) eating (Eets) in original fear (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin) crying far from home (Far Cry) with 2 Ghost teams (G.R.A.W. 1 and 2) thefting not 1, not 2, but 3 more autos (GTA 1, 2, and 3) in a second Gravitron (Gravitron 2) at a lost coast (HL2: Lost Coast) in a blue shift (HL: Blue Shift) with digital liquids (I-Fluid) with planes (IL-2 Sturmovik) with our sea (Mare Nostrum) with multiwinians (Multiwinia) who are an opposing force (Opposing Force) seeing 3 princes [one of Sandy Time, one of Inner Warriors, and one with Two Thrones] (PoP original trilogy) in a pretty vegas (Rainbow 6 Vegas) catching rays (Raycatcher) during the red musical (Red Orchestra) on a boat (The Ship) with Stalin during his war with the aliens (Stalin v. Martians) being followed (STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl) in a classical fortress (TFC) during the EndWar (EndWar) during my second trial (Trials 2) while the universe fights for Earth (Universe at War) with a gooey planet (World of Goo)
A Lego knight playing Livin' on a Prayer on a magic guitar while preventing a superhero civil war from destroying Earth.
Lego Star Wars: The complete saga; Guitar Hero World Tour; Brütal Legend; Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2.
Lego Star Wars: The complete saga; Guitar Hero World Tour; Brütal Legend; Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2.
A time travelling Hyrulian in the habit of stalking royalty. I possess the power to summon elemental spirits through use of my Djinn. I am wanted by the RSPCA for cramming dangerous and rare animals into small spherical containers and kicking chickens.
On the upside I am one of the few people in this world who can hear the darkspawn and their archdemon, thus I know this to be a true blight.
Oh and I'm a farmer with a keen eye for the ladies.
On the upside I am one of the few people in this world who can hear the darkspawn and their archdemon, thus I know this to be a true blight.
Oh and I'm a farmer with a keen eye for the ladies.
...A lone underdog facing an unstoppable evil, nothing's a cliche when it's happening to you.
Take a guess, most of you should get it, if I've quoted it right.
What a pain...
Take a guess, most of you should get it, if I've quoted it right.
What a pain...
Mr. Thompson believes that i'm an amoebic biomass with the ability to turn my arm into a sword and decimate people in order to absorb their information and take on their physical appearance... I've been playing a lot of prototype lately.
I'm a red wearing, sword wielding, wanderer in space fighting along side my adorably vicious army.
(Mario, Zelda, Fallout 3 (or any sandbox game), any game in space, and Pikmin)
(Mario, Zelda, Fallout 3 (or any sandbox game), any game in space, and Pikmin)
Mount and Blade
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Assassin's Creed
COD4
COD5
Prototype
Looks like I'm a free-running gunman that becomes invisible in the darkness and leads armies.
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Assassin's Creed
COD4
COD5
Prototype
Looks like I'm a free-running gunman that becomes invisible in the darkness and leads armies.
I am a rock star member of royalty who is militarily trained in both modern and WWII era weapons and who also drives around dangerously and recklessly at high speeds
(Rock Band, Cod4, Cod:WaW, Prince of Persia, Burnout Paradise).
(Rock Band, Cod4, Cod:WaW, Prince of Persia, Burnout Paradise).
A religious warrior bent on the destruction of the undead and demons who also fights terrorism, coordinates defense strategies, and shoots... balls at ... pegs(?)
WoW (Paladin)
Rainbow Six (any)
GeoDefense
Peggle
WoW (Paladin)
Rainbow Six (any)
GeoDefense
Peggle
