Is that last one just him being sad and sarcastic or is that what actually happened?There are few sentences in the English language that can be as painful as the phrase ?I?ve met someone else.? Here are a few of them:
?I?m seeing someone else.?
?I?m in love with someone else.?
?I?m nailing the hell out this tool I met in karate class and while we?ve been driving in my car, you and I have been listening to the terrible mix CD he made me and now you?ll never be able to hear Alkaline Trio without wanting to fucking kill yourself.?
That's actually what I did with some of the money I was saving for the wedding, a $5,000 handmade katana, jewel of my collection. In hindsight I probably should have spent it all on a car, but it was just so cathartic to cut up a ton of tatami at that time. I also finished off my student loan payments.Dimitriov said:I would have bought a really awesome sword personally, a proper tempered and edged one.
Who I gonna call?Saltyk said:Okay, that's actually pretty cool. So, all in all, a happy ending. Now, if there is an alien invasion, we all know who to call.
Because that's literally his only quality.Deviate said:It occurs to me that it is rather unsurprising that she left the kind of guy who'd blow this much money on something like -that-.