Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children
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I have a fetish for kids with gigantic fucking tits. It gives me erections. The erections cum. A lot. Thank you.
+1Agayek said:
Oh my, I lol'd.
All I can think when I see DOA is `Boobs don't work like that`.
Those boobs are seriously weird.
They just... don't... work... like that.
It's kind of a shame, I used to love the beat-em-up genre, but recently it's been so plastic'd up to the max, I've just sort of gone off it. Too many other beat em ups are trying to be DOA.
All I can think when I see DOA is `Boobs don't work like that`.
Those boobs are seriously weird.
They just... don't... work... like that.
It's kind of a shame, I used to love the beat-em-up genre, but recently it's been so plastic'd up to the max, I've just sort of gone off it. Too many other beat em ups are trying to be DOA.
There is a bathroom scene in that anime that I cannot post because it is softcore hentai.teh_Canape said:
So, the message is that Team Ninja need to spend more time on breast physics until they get them right.
Maybe a boxset of Russ Meyer films will set them in the right direction?
(Actually, maybe it will. Dirty minded boob fetishist he may have been, but Meyer's films most frequently placed women in positions of personal and sexual power over men).
Maybe a boxset of Russ Meyer films will set them in the right direction?
(Actually, maybe it will. Dirty minded boob fetishist he may have been, but Meyer's films most frequently placed women in positions of personal and sexual power over men).
would be surprised if it WASN'T softcore hentaiMatParker116 said:
and I don't even watch the show XD
FYI, I fully admit that today's episode is ridiculous and pointless. It was, however, incredible fun to record and edit. Hopefully it's fun for you to watch. <3
The way I see it, DOA has always been a very "sexual" franchise. Big boobs are part of the charm of the DOA universe, that whole unnatural thing is part of the design. It's like criticism Simon Bisley or Heavy Metal (the comic books) for being extremely erotic, you see, that's their main characteristic. A "well behaved" DOA would still be DOA? No it wouldn't, it would be the bastard "censored version" at best, or simply not looked upon as a real DOA. I agree that the female figure is overly presented in a sexualized form in the game media (and others even), but than you discuss the media as a whole, you can't pinprick one single series that has that erotic "manga/hentai" style as part of its design. I can understand Gears of War being criticized if it had a naked Anya with big boobs and small armor running around, it wouldn't make sense with the whole design, well Anya turned out to have full body armor like everybody else, that was really cool. The erotism in God of War, while being natural as far as showing naked beautiful women (which is a figure often related to the Greek period, the whole sexual deal), was sorta ridiculous when it came down to the virtual sex thing. But come on, DOA has that characteristic in its core. Every art, every media, has its genres and sub genres: you don't compare X-Men to Heavy Metal, and shouldn't compare DOA to UFC.
You managed to keep me amused while I downloaded the Fifa 13 demo, if that helps.Jimothy Sterling said:
Could be worse
They could be those rigid fake breasts that do not move no matter what you do to them
You know, the ones that seem to follow you around the room no matter where you go
They could be those rigid fake breasts that do not move no matter what you do to them
You know, the ones that seem to follow you around the room no matter where you go
The "size" of the boobs doesn't bug me,(though anymore than a handful is just a waste) the movement of them I find EXTREMELY disturbing. Has team ninja never seen a woman walk or move? I mean yes breasts do bounce but not that much and not that independently. It's just creepy.
I watched a few episodes of High School of the Dead. I spent the whole time telling myself to be ashamed of how much I sort-of-kind-of enjoyed it in all its awfulness.