Jimquisition: Thank God For Me: The Jimquisition Story

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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Drago-Morph said:
That was incredible. Awe-inspiring. Life changing.

Truly, thank God for Jim Sterling.
You know, this is how religions get started. A hilarious man in white robes is messing around in the desert with a bunch of his friends and some other people who just think he's hilarious. And the next thing you know, those people are spreading the word about the messiah around. For laugh, of course. Eventually people who didn't know that it was supposed to be a joke take the whole thing seriously. They write a book about it and make a church. Thousands of years later no one knows that it was all just a big joke, and people are still killing each other over it. So, for Christ sake, don't say things like that any more.
 

Scrustle

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Video games!


I see Bad Dragon is your new favourite site, Jim. Maybe you can start reviewing their products.
 

Tallim

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balfore said:
Is it just me, or did jim in this episode remind anyone else of garth marenghi?
Very much so. Although Jim always reminds me of Garth Merenghi.....
 

UNHchabo

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The7Sins said:
Then the question must be asked why would your cat go hungr if you lost your job from the Escapist? Certainly Destructoid and Gamefront pay you well enough to be able to feed your cat using those funds if need be.
Hence why, if this video series fails, his cat will go hungry unless he can get the money some other way.
 

Jimothy Sterling

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UNHchabo said:
The7Sins said:
Then the question must be asked why would your cat go hungr if you lost your job from the Escapist? Certainly Destructoid and Gamefront pay you well enough to be able to feed your cat using those funds if need be.
Hence why, if this video series fails, his cat will go hungry unless he can get the money some other way.
It's all about the economy, guys. Fiscal, NASDAQ, spreadsheets, and the debt ceiling. It's all very complicated.
 

Lyri

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Sam Carlin said:
Is it a problem that I recognized the online dildo-store he was looking at?
Probably much worse if you recognised what those dildos were.

OT: Ok guys Jim has a Cat, we fucking love cats here on the internet and if Jim fails then his cat will go hungry!
Do you want to be responsible for a hungry cat?

FUCK NO YOU DON'T.
DON'T WORRY JIM, WE ARE RALLIED BEHIND YOU AND YOUR CAT.
 

GrimGrimoire

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Bad Dragon, we meet again...

On another, and less dildo-related note, Jimquisition is really great. It's not too long since I started watching it, but it's now one of my favourite shows here.

Thank Bad Dragon God Jim for Jim.
 

Gaboris

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Did... did you just use the "The Woods and The Goddess" theme from Deadly premonition as a background music? O_O
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This is pure GENIUS! DANG hearing that music made my day. I thank God for being able to thank this to you Mr Sterling. Keep it up. :D
 

GenGenners

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I lol'd so hard when Bad Dragon showed up xD

They should get an official sponsor space in Jim's videos somewhere.
 

Carnagath

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It was an honor to get a tour of the Jimquisition studio, where the magic happens. It doesn't matter that it's just a flag next to your bed. Times are tough for everyone.
 

ElPatron

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Inspiring. This had more depth than anything David Cage has made. Jim is truly the Michelle Rodriguez of videogames - vital, but not important.

Jimothy Sterling said:
It's all about the economy, guys. Fiscal, NASDAQ, spreadsheets, and the debt ceiling. It's all very complicated.
This man is using all the fancy words, he clearly knows what he's talking about.
 

jdogtwodolla

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Yes, we must take this video as a sign that the escapist backs Bad Dragon 100% and that Banner ads, Deals, pre-video ads and an official user badge for clicking the link to the store on the front page of the escapist will be happening sometime in the near future.

Also, this trailer doesn't make the movie seem like it's going to give me THE Jimquisition feeling.