Jonas Brothers win "Worst Band" and "Worst Album" of 2008! EDIT: Oh, shit!

darthzew

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Nickleback scored big with Billboard's band of the decade, but not all is lost.

The NME's just gave the Jonas Brothers the prize for Worst Band and Worst Album of the year. Pretty impressive feat.

It wasn't all negative though, here's the official list of the prizes:
Best British Band: Oasis
Best International Band: The Killers
Best Solo Artist: Pete Doherty
Best New Band: MGMT
Best Live Band: Muse
Best Album: Only By The Night by Kings Of Leon
Best Track: Time To Pretend by MGMT
Best Video: My Mistakes Were Made For You by The Last Shadow Puppets
Best Dancefloor Filler: Dance Wiv Me by Dizzee Rascal
Worst Album: A Little Bit Longer by Jonas Brothers
Worst Band: Jonas Brothers
Best Event: Glastonbury
Best DVD: At The Apollo by Arctic Monkeys
Outstanding Contribution to Music: Elbow
Philip Hall Radar Award: The Big Pink
Best Band Blog: Noel Gallagher/Oasis
Sexiest Male: Matt Bellamy
Sexiest Female: Hayley Williams
Hero Of The Year: Barack Obama
Villain Of The Year: George W. Bush
Best Dressed: Alexa Chung
Worst Dressed: Amy Winehouse
Best TV: The Mighty Boosh
Best Website: YouTube
Best Venue: London Astoria
Best Album Artwork: Muse for HAARP
Godlike Genius Award: The Cure

So, do you agree with this list? Is there anything you'd change?

SOURCE:
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/02/26/jonas_brothers_win_worst_album_worst_ban

(Oh, shit, my friend sent me this link and told me it was for this year. It's last year's... go ahead and ignore it)
 

Julianking93

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My faith is now restored!!!

I thought they were gonna name the joe bros the second best band after nickleback.

At least I know now they have some sense.
 

Valkatron

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I'm sorry but there are absolute trashier bands than The J Bros, like BrokeNCYDE (or whatever look them up) and The Millionaires (Trash bags look these up as well).

I demand a new list in this order:
1: BrokeNYCDE
2: Millionaires
3: Jonas Brothers
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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Just_A_Glitch said:
Honestly, I gotta say that entire list sucks.

Just my opinion.
I agree. This sounds like something from Spin or some other 'indie' type magazine. There's no consideration of metal or anything besides what I'd call alt-rock.
 

G1eet

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
Just_A_Glitch said:
Honestly, I gotta say that entire list sucks.

Just my opinion.
I agree. This sounds like something from Spin or some other 'indie' type magazine. There's no consideration of metal or anything besides what I'd call alt-rock.
Thirded. I had to google NME, because I had no clue what it was. Then I thought to myself "oh, wait, that's why most of those bands are British!"

Wait a minute. Why is there no mention of BMTH?

darthzew said:
Hero Of The Year: Barack Obama
*sigh* I take it nobody in Britain knows of Greg Mortenson yet?
 

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Revelo said:
Good, fuck that Disney manufactured shite. How long before we sacrifice Miley Cyrus?

Oh, never mind. Still want to sacrifice something though.
hold on a minute. need to get the red and black candles out. you think there's any chance she's still a virgin?
 

Azure-Supernova

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NME's opinions usually don't count for shit... such as Best International Band being The Killers, but this one seems to be ok.