He's more about singing about safe spaces now.nightowlc said:What goes on the end of a gun? Muzzle flashes. Let's just put muzzle flashes everywhere. LMAO!!
Segal's been making his own dignity magically disappear for at least a decade. I was really surprised when I saw this week's posters, I didn't think Segal was even in movies anymore.
Oh my god, I can't unsee that.Johnny Novgorod said:Steven Seagal looks like a slightly deflated Movie Bob in that third poster.
Maybe it's like Sony and Spiderman, he has to make at least one movie every once in a while or he loses his rights.Xsjadoblayde said:There's still a market for his brand of films? Or is it all about that tax saving? I had a Dr once tell me about seeing his blues band in the US completely accidentally and it was one of the worst, half-assed performance he'd seen, where Seagull was drunk and stoned off his face, unable to play or sing to any acceptable standard. And this is blues! ...The crayon drawing equivalent of musical skill requirement. Not that blues is always bad, soulfully played blues is nice, but it is so incredibly simple that it takes effort to screw up.
So a Steven Seagal performance?Xsjadoblayde said:There's still a market for his brand of films? Or is it all about that tax saving? I had a Dr once tell me about seeing his blues band in the US completely accidentally and it was one of the worst, half-assed performance he'd seen, where Seagull was drunk and stoned off his face, unable to play or sing to any acceptable standard. And this is blues! ...The crayon drawing equivalent of musical skill requirement. Not that blues is always bad, soulfully played blues is nice, but it is so incredibly simple that it takes effort to screw up.