Judging By The Cover: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - 5 Easy Steps To Sexy Adventure

Yahtzee Croshaw

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - 5 Easy Steps To Sexy Adventure

Gaze on in slack-jawed amazement as we decipher why that one sword is so angry at that other sword.

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Yahtzee Croshaw

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Actually that I I I in the title is not supposed to be claw marks, but a stylized (wooden it seems... Slavic in aesthetic I guess) version of Eredin's helmet. Hence the eye-holes. And why it looks a bit like a crown.

I do really love this series though.
 

Aptspire

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What a great series, hope Yahtzee keeps finding ludicrous covers to judge.
 

Geisterkarle

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I COK
yeah, I'm bad, but I loled :p

After over 100h in this game I can say: I don't care about the cover! ;)
 

Kenjitsuka

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THEIR tagline is: "Incontinentia; it grows on you (or at least seaps in eventually)".

Thanks mate, another great one! :D
 

FPLOON

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I want to read tales of Geralt(?) and his love triangle with sex sword and violence sword...

Other than that, everyone knows that the fifth and/or last step on a list is always the one that brings all the other steps together, hence why it's the one that doesn't sound like something that fits with the other steps...
 

Darth_Payn

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I loved the funny voices of the swords and the wolf pendant, especially one of the snake heads being muffled by a pillow.
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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ShenCS said:
This series is far, far better than it should be.
I agree. Why is this so good to watch?? Can we place Yahtzee in front of various...things, anything will do, and record his musings? Alas, reality is a badda *****.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
I don't want to know what kind of sex shop sell sex swords.
You're right. I am more interested in finding out where and how they are manufactured
 

Devieus

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Aptspire said:
What a great series, hope Yahtzee keeps finding ludicrous covers to judge.
Or just a plain non-ludicrous cover, and judges them silly.
 

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Xsjadoblayde said:
ShenCS said:
This series is far, far better than it should be.
I agree. Why is this so good to watch?? Can we place Yahtzee in front of various...things, anything will do, and record his musings? Alas, reality is a badda *****.
That's kiiiiinda what his 'Let's Drown Out' series on youtube is, except replace 'things' with 'games'.
 

Strazdas

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The story of the three screenshots at the end was brilliant. This series is amazing. Much better than i expected then to be!
 

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ShenCS said:
This series is far, far better than it should be.
I know, right? I keep being surprised that I enjoy each additional episode. But I do. Yahtzee you clever bastard, you...