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Abnaxis said:
gigastar said:
Piss is actually sterile when it leaves the body.

Its just that the things in it are basically pre-refined materials for bacteria to self duplicate.
Sill, I wonder if hard liquor is antimicrobial enough to make it "safe"
Should be, strong alcohols are used as disinfectant.
 

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JohnZ117 said:
RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Some scenarios for you. (non-tampered flask) He calls, sips down and has a laugh at her expense; he folds, liquor is wasted, and she is in his head. (t. f.) He calls, sips down, spits out, washes out, and she get a cheap, temporary laugh; he folds, no sip, no harm, she gets thwarted. Which is the greatest victory?
This comic is actually based off of a Seinfeld joke...whether intentionally or not, I can't say. There's an episode where Jerry accidentally drops his current girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet, pulls it out, and places it back...then can't bring himself to tell her. When he finally does, she goes into his bathroom for a few minutes, comes back out and says "There, now something of yours has been in the toilet. But she won't tell him what it is.

She (figuratively) pissed in his flask, planting the seed in his mind that she pissed in his flask, and now has him worrying about everything in his bathroom. So too does Erin have this guy now doubting what he drinks...what I'm saying is that it's even better to consider that a little bit of piss has been mixed with his liquor.

To be clear: I'm not suggesting she fill the entire flask with piss, just mix some in.
 
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Abnaxis said:
gigastar said:
Piss is actually sterile when it leaves the body.

Its just that the things in it are basically pre-refined materials for bacteria to self duplicate.
Sill, I wonder if hard liquor is antimicrobial enough to make it "safe"
Yeah, 40% alcohol should be, depending on the mix, and considering it was probably Ashley's piss to begin with, it might well have been 50% whisky anyway.
 

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RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Some scenarios for you. (non-tampered flask) He calls, sips down and has a laugh at her expense; he folds, liquor is wasted, and she is in his head. (t. f.) He calls, sips down, spits out, washes out, and she get a cheap, temporary laugh; he folds, no sip, no harm, she gets thwarted. Which is the greatest victory?
This comic is actually based off of a Seinfeld joke...whether intentionally or not, I can't say. There's an episode where Jerry accidentally drops his current girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet, pulls it out, and places it back...then can't bring himself to tell her. When he finally does, she goes into his bathroom for a few minutes, comes back out and says "There, now something of yours has been in the toilet. But she won't tell him what it is.

She (figuratively) pissed in his flask, planting the seed in his mind that she pissed in his flask, and now has him worrying about everything in his bathroom. So too does Erin have this guy now doubting what he drinks...what I'm saying is that it's even better to consider that a little bit of piss has been mixed with his liquor.

To be clear: I'm not suggesting she fill the entire flask with piss, just mix some in.
The item she placed was just a toilet brush, so the scenario plays out almost like my second one. She gets more of a laugh because she didn't have to damage anything but his mind.
 

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How deep would either side go before someone starts going crazy for chocolate?
 

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For a moment there, Erin felt Lannister as fuck.

If it was for her, he'd be drinking acid or something nastier.
 

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RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Some scenarios for you. (non-tampered flask) He calls, sips down and has a laugh at her expense; he folds, liquor is wasted, and she is in his head. (t. f.) He calls, sips down, spits out, washes out, and she get a cheap, temporary laugh; he folds, no sip, no harm, she gets thwarted. Which is the greatest victory?
This comic is actually based off of a Seinfeld joke...whether intentionally or not, I can't say. There's an episode where Jerry accidentally drops his current girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet, pulls it out, and places it back...then can't bring himself to tell her. When he finally does, she goes into his bathroom for a few minutes, comes back out and says "There, now something of yours has been in the toilet. But she won't tell him what it is.

She (figuratively) pissed in his flask, planting the seed in his mind that she pissed in his flask, and now has him worrying about everything in his bathroom. So too does Erin have this guy now doubting what he drinks...what I'm saying is that it's even better to consider that a little bit of piss has been mixed with his liquor.

To be clear: I'm not suggesting she fill the entire flask with piss, just mix some in.
That jokes one of my favorites from that series.
 

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RJ 17 said:
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Well, she would have had to either gotten ahold of his hip flask without his knowledge, which would take a respectable effort, or the bottle he fills it with which would be easier if he keeps it in a desk drawer or similar place at work.

Either way, I have spent too much effort considering the possible ways to get coworkers to drink piss.
 

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I'm not 100% sure if I can call this a prank war anymore. Seems more like all out war at this point.
 

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What with Age of Sigmar being released, Cory being English and the title of the strip, I half expected Tzeentch to feature somewhere.

Still, great comic. This would also work on troublesome kids...
 

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RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Yeah uhm, slight detail here, but I take it you're a guy?
Erin isn't.
Not to say she couldn't collect her own piss for some reason, but... It isn't quite so easy. Probably would struggle to pee directly into a bottle or flask, really...
 

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RJ 17 said:
thaluikhain said:
RJ 17 said:
If there's one thing I've learned by reading this comics it's that you most specifically do NOT fuck with Erin's particular brand of crazy.

That guy probably isn't drinking Erin's piss...he's probably drinking BOWSER'S piss.
PFt, what's the point of making him actually drink piss, when you can make him think he is?
...actually making him drink the piss? Allow me to flip your question: why bother just making him think he drank piss when you could make him actually drink piss? Then you get the satisfaction of knowing he drank piss along with the torture of making him wonder if he just drank piss. Best of both worlds if you ask me.
I dunno. I think it's more cruel if there was no piss and he was just torturing himself over nothing.
 

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Oh, we got some Death Note up in here! If Erin is Light, then that other guy must be her 'L'.
lacktheknack said:
That freaking face. This is the best comic you've done since Erin's Quantum Vagina.
I do not remember THAT strip.
 

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Darth_Payn said:
Oh, we got some Death Note up in here! If Erin is Light, then that other guy must be her 'L'.
lacktheknack said:
That freaking face. This is the best comic you've done since Erin's Quantum Vagina.
I do not remember THAT strip.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/10024-On-Reviews
Here you go, it really is amazing.

OT: This strip just gets better and better the more you read it and the more you wonder whether it's actually piss.
 

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GreyNicor said:
Darth_Payn said:
Oh, we got some Death Note up in here! If Erin is Light, then that other guy must be her 'L'.
lacktheknack said:
That freaking face. This is the best comic you've done since Erin's Quantum Vagina.
I do not remember THAT strip.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/10024-On-Reviews
Here you go, it really is amazing.

OT: This strip just gets better and better the more you read it and the more you wonder whether it's actually piss.
On that subject, wouldn't this strip in a sense be a continuation of the quantum state of things in the Critical Miss universe? Hear me out... According to that previous strip, Erin has established the "Schrodinger's Pussy" theory, so wouldn't it fit just fine that she's apparently created a situation where piss either exists in the flask or not? "Schrodinger's Piss"?
 

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CrystalShadow said:
RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Yeah uhm, slight detail here, but I take it you're a guy?
Erin isn't.
Not to say she couldn't collect her own piss for some reason, but... It isn't quite so easy. Probably would struggle to pee directly into a bottle or flask, really...
There are ways.
 

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The third panel, oh my god, that third panel...

Mike Fang said:
Actually that begs the question...what kind of office lets people drink on the job? (and please, no 'the best kind' jokes, that's too predictable.)
The kind of office that employs bears and people as batshit insane as Erin. I believe that should answer your question.
 

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CrystalShadow said:
RJ 17 said:
JohnZ117 said:
Little effort for great psychological torment. He only knows if it's the real beverage by drinking, and even then it's not 100%. And, if he drains the flask down a sink, and ends up wasting what the liquor costs, that's another win for Erin.
I don't know about you, but pissing in a bottle requires very little effort on my part. :p
Yeah uhm, slight detail here, but I take it you're a guy?
Erin isn't.
Not to say she couldn't collect her own piss for some reason, but... It isn't quite so easy. Probably would struggle to pee directly into a bottle or flask, really...
Nah. Why would she need to collect her pee?

 

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dangoball said:
The third panel, oh my god, that third panel...

Mike Fang said:
Actually that begs the question...what kind of office lets people drink on the job? (and please, no 'the best kind' jokes, that's too predictable.)
The kind of office that employs bears and people as batshit insane as Erin. I believe that should answer your question.
Speaking of insane women who work at "Out Of 10s". Where's Penny?

She going to get involved in this office war?
:D That could be interesting.

<.< Or horrifying.

Entertaining either way.