This summer my friend and I decided that somebody needed to actually record the rules for pedestrian bowling...so here they are:
the object is to hit an easier target.
5 points for a fit adult
5 extra points for every 5 full years below 20 ( i.e 11-15 is 10 points, 6-10 is 15, etc.)
15 points for the elderly
add +5 points per crutch/cane used by target.
Yuppies and soccer moms are 10 points
Animals are 10 points each.
Bicycle, roller blades, skateboard: + 5 points
if they have headphones on so they can't hear you coming, double their value
wheelchairs +20 points
gratuitously obese people get +10 points
cops are +50
Combos and strings: If you can get a number of people together in one quick pass, add all the points together, and then multiply by the total number hit (example: family of one soccer mom
[10 points], a 14 year old girl with headphones on rollerblading [10+5 doubled, 30], a retired sumo wrestler grandfather with a cane [15+10+5, 30] and a 7 year old on crutches [15+5+5, 25]. The total here is 95 points. Multiply that by the total people hit, 4, you get 95x4=380 points. Not bad for one parking lot.
Hitting any immovable object results in bankrupcy and loss of all accumulated points thus far.
Let the games begin!
the object is to hit an easier target.
5 points for a fit adult
5 extra points for every 5 full years below 20 ( i.e 11-15 is 10 points, 6-10 is 15, etc.)
15 points for the elderly
add +5 points per crutch/cane used by target.
Yuppies and soccer moms are 10 points
Animals are 10 points each.
Bicycle, roller blades, skateboard: + 5 points
if they have headphones on so they can't hear you coming, double their value
wheelchairs +20 points
gratuitously obese people get +10 points
cops are +50
Combos and strings: If you can get a number of people together in one quick pass, add all the points together, and then multiply by the total number hit (example: family of one soccer mom
[10 points], a 14 year old girl with headphones on rollerblading [10+5 doubled, 30], a retired sumo wrestler grandfather with a cane [15+10+5, 30] and a 7 year old on crutches [15+5+5, 25]. The total here is 95 points. Multiply that by the total people hit, 4, you get 95x4=380 points. Not bad for one parking lot.
Hitting any immovable object results in bankrupcy and loss of all accumulated points thus far.
Let the games begin!
