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[Amzer]

You hear a whistling sound as a mini nuke comes down on you, making a mini mushroom cloud as you going flying. I stand over your corpse with a fat man in hand (Mini nuke launcher) laughing through my helmet.

 

[Azraellod]

I call upon my elemental skills. Your power suit melts onto you, and you die from 1st degree burns.

 

[Amzer]

I push you over, and crouch on your face. With much constipating effort, I fart through my suit with the force of an atomic explosion on you, and no effect on me. You die of the toxic fumes that linger in the air.

 

[Azraellod]

I rip a hole in your suit, and send you into outer space. You asphyxiate inside your suit for a painful and rather disgusting end.

 

[Amzer]

I find a terminal, hack it, guessing the password on the first try, and type in the command "Azraellod-Die-37598h" You drop dead, and your body explodes a second after.

 

[Azraellod]

I fiddle around with the paperwork, and my boss comes for you earlier then originally planned.

[sup]I work part time as the grim reaper. It's a nice job.[/sup]

 

[Amzer]

Seeing that your no more that a small kitten, I scoop you up, and place you in the toilet. You suffer the cold toilet water, and after about 3 hours of your torture, I flush you.

 

[Azraellod]

I stab you to death with a bullet. I don't bother with a gun.

 

[Amzer]

I laugh as the bullet does nothing to me. I belch at you, causing your internet to close, and you find that you cannot open it again. This lasts until your 3000 years old.

 

[Azraellod]

I take off your helmet, lie you on the ground, wedge your mouth open, and pour napalm down your throat.

 

[Amzer]

I create a parallel universe of nothingness, and shove you in it. You go through an eternity of boredom, and WISH you could kill yourself.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]umm... I'd asphyxiate, or maybe die of starvation.[/sup]

I raise the gravity of the land under your feet until you get crushed to death.

 

[Amzer]

Your own corpses crush you to death from above. 'Nuff said.

 

[Azraellod]

I nail you to a tree and force you to eat more nails until you die.

 

[Amzer]

You are ripped apart by telekinetic forces not known to man. I cackle madly for it was my own brain power.

 

[Azraellod]

I drop a very large boulder on you. You get crushed to death.

 

[Baby Eater]

i sell you to the pound for animal testing

 

[Amzer]

I hurl a large atomic explosive at you. You are turned into a mindless ghoul

 

[Amzer]

Eats the toast, listening to his small screams as he feeds himself.

 

[Lastbayking]

BURNS THE AMERICAN FLAG