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Carbonic Penguin

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Jul 7, 2009
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I call you back to your lamp. Then I squish it under a boulder. Then I throw it into a volcano. Then I squish the volcano with a big boulder. Then I squish the Island with a meteor. I then squish the meteor with a meteor boulder.
 

Raven's Nest

Elite Member
Feb 19, 2009
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I throw the meteoric boulder into antartica causing all the ice melt thus wiping your pathetic species from the face of the galaxy...
 

Amzer

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Oct 30, 2009
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I take the factor of the words near your avatar into account. I scribble them out, and make a more suitable version, and lock you into a room full of cannibal nerds, who proceed to eat you alive.
 

Amzer

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Oct 30, 2009
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I use my handy-dandy tool of LOGIC to prove that you do not exist, for pokemon was developed in JAPAN, there fore nullifying your Russian origin.

I have slain thee with reasonable logic in an UNLOGICAL game.
 

Baby Eater

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
Aug 27, 2009
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I kill you by my sheer lack of respect for the laws of physics by making you fall up.
 

lordkosc

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Jan 27, 2008
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I smother you under the pile of cash Activision's Bobby Kotick received as a bonus for the success of Modern Warfare 2.